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Paris Hilton responds to McCain; totally HOT!
Topic Started: Aug 5 2008, 05:54 PM (332 Views)
Axtremus
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAbnUoIuPjI



(hat tip Rick Zimmer @ WTF)
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Mark
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:lol:
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David Burton
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Mark
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It was funny David.

She does have some nice legs too.
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David Burton
Aug 5 2008, 10:17 PM
who cares?

We all should. With the Hilton name's Barge connection, we shouldn't flippantly discount the possibility that the Barge might be sending a message though Miss Paris Hilton. :leaving:
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Jolly
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The only thing Paris knows about drilling is when to fake an orgasm during a porn flick...and she wasn't even good at that...
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Jolly
Aug 5 2008, 11:56 PM
The only thing Paris knows about drilling is when to fake an orgasm during a porn flick...and she wasn't even good at that...

I take it that you have resorted to such shameful ad hominem attack on Miss Hilton because you have no substantive counter-argument to Miss Hilton's proposal.
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I thought she made more sense than the two genuine candidates. Of course, that rather simple achievement doesn't imply that she isn't still a cretin.
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Jolly
Aug 5 2008, 11:56 PM
The only thing Paris knows about drilling is when to fake an orgasm during a porn flick...and she wasn't even good at that...

I'm not going to ask how you know that. :D
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Axtremus
Aug 6 2008, 05:54 AM
Jolly
Aug 5 2008, 11:56 PM
The only thing Paris knows about drilling is when to fake an orgasm during a porn flick...and she wasn't even good at that...

I take it that you have resorted to such shameful ad hominem attack on Miss Hilton because you have no substantive counter-argument to Miss Hilton's proposal.

I'm not stupid enough to consider Ms. Hilton's droppings intelligent enough to warrant a response.
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Paris Hilton responds...

Hrmmmm... Let me ponder that, for a moment.

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Jolly
Aug 6 2008, 10:28 AM
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Aug 6 2008, 05:54 AM
Jolly
Aug 5 2008, 11:56 PM
The only thing Paris knows about drilling is when to fake an orgasm during a porn flick...and she wasn't even good at that...

I take it that you have resorted to such shameful ad hominem attack on Miss Hilton because you have no substantive counter-argument to Miss Hilton's proposal.

I'm not stupid enough to consider Ms. Hilton's droppings intelligent enough to warrant a response.

Know thy own party line, Jolly. I thought Miss Hilton's proposal mirrors the GOP's "all of the above" strategy. :D
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Mark
Aug 5 2008, 06:19 PM
She does have some nice legs too.

True. From the waist down, Paris Hilton is quite attractive.
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CNN on Paris ad: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/...r.president.cnn

On BBC, Paris ad met with mother's disapproval: "a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs"
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S'okay... I'll go her one further: Paris Hilton is a waste of skin.
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Jolly
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Aug 7 2008, 06:38 AM
CNN on Paris ad: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/...r.president.cnn

On BBC, Paris ad met with mother's disapproval: "a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs"

Are you really that shallow?

See Frank's latest definition of Ms. Hilton...
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