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| IT'S ABOUT TIME; A probable future for the United States | |
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| AlbertaCrude | Aug 6 2008, 01:53 PM Post #176 |
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Bull-Carp
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![]() Don't look now but don't get too comfortable. |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 6 2008, 01:59 PM Post #177 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Let me fix that for you.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Dewey | Aug 6 2008, 01:59 PM Post #178 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No, never overly comfortable, but comfortable enough. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| apple | Aug 6 2008, 01:59 PM Post #179 |
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one of the angels
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and while we're complaining.. i'd like to request that we watch our language. i'm not a lady, but i'm sure there are a few here. less F words, more real ideas. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 6 2008, 02:09 PM Post #180 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I think what he meant to say was this.
Well okay I lied. That's what I meant to say.
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| Dewey | Aug 6 2008, 02:14 PM Post #181 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Were you thinking of something like this, Aqua?
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 6 2008, 02:16 PM Post #182 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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YES!!! "Cut the cake!" :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Dewey | Aug 6 2008, 02:20 PM Post #183 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| AlbertaCrude | Aug 6 2008, 02:49 PM Post #184 |
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Bull-Carp
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Like what? A Brief History of The Barge or The Protocols of the Elders of Zion - it's all the same crap. |
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| apple | Aug 6 2008, 04:01 PM Post #185 |
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one of the angels
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i missed you too |
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| Luke's Dad | Aug 6 2008, 04:06 PM Post #186 |
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Emperor Pengin
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The first time I read this, I thought it said "Slip into something more comfortable, like a camel. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 6 2008, 04:11 PM Post #187 |
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MAMIL
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If I could have found such a graphic, trust me, I'd have used it. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| QuirtEvans | Aug 6 2008, 04:32 PM Post #188 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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The latter are in short supply around here. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| God | Aug 6 2008, 04:41 PM Post #189 |
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Junior Carp
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Why, Dewey, you've surprised me! I mean, regardless of how off base you are, at least you're man enough to stand behind your convictions and face the music. Very nice. I'm in a good mood, so I'll whittle off a few purgatorial years for you, ok? As for some of you others, I hold no place in heaven for tattletales, whiners, and worst of all, hypocrites. How unmanly. I'm starting to fear I've assigned the wrong gender to a few of you. Dont think that cant be undone in the blink of an eye! Well, I tell ya what. Say a few verses of something, flash a hand signal or two and maybe I'll let it pass. I tire so of that whole vengeful wrathful God thing. In fact, I'm starting to consider changing the correct religion to be New Age. They're such a happy, peaceful lot. Now I gotta run. the Holy Ghost is throwing a party, and they're ALWAYS off the hook! |
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| QuirtEvans | Aug 6 2008, 04:46 PM Post #190 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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You know, from this thread and this thread alone, I'm starting to develop a real faith that God exists, and is speaking to me. And I even have a sense that I might be able to comprehend the awesome power of the mind of God. And for those of you who might misinterpret that, no, it ain't my sock. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| OperaTenor | Aug 6 2008, 05:00 PM Post #191 |
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Pisa-Carp
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God's starting to sound like He's seen Dogma.
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| JBryan | Aug 6 2008, 05:01 PM Post #192 |
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I am the grey one
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You too? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 6 2008, 05:02 PM Post #193 |
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MAMIL
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With all those coarse grammatical errors we never doubted it for a moment. |
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| JBryan | Aug 6 2008, 05:02 PM Post #194 |
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I am the grey one
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So, it is you. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 6 2008, 05:03 PM Post #195 |
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MAMIL
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Although I've always been sure that God is an Englishman, it's not this Englishman. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 6 2008, 05:21 PM Post #196 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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That's what Paul Tillich meant also.
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| Axtremus | Aug 6 2008, 07:00 PM Post #197 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, I contributed a link to a Paris Hilton video.
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| God | Aug 6 2008, 07:56 PM Post #198 |
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Junior Carp
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WOOOO HOOOOO!!! I am RIPPED!!!! I'm at the Holy Ghost's on my iPhone. Wildest bash yet! We get real Absinthe here, and of course the weed is to die for, so everyone's pretty FUBAR right now. Oh, you should have seen what Christ did with a couple of black holes earlier! It was a scream. I was like "Oh me God, no way!!" Everyone's still dying. Suffice it to say, "half man" indeed. Anyway, just real quick, I will right now, and ONLY right now allow exactly 2 girls into heaven who have used a rosary for anal beads. But hurry up. And after those two, the rest are of course going to hell, as usual. Anyway, I gotta get back. They're starting charades, and its my turn to do Catholicism. See you soon. maybe(bring your own rosaries) |
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| kenny | Aug 6 2008, 09:25 PM Post #199 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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David removed his posts and replaced them with GFG. He also removed his avatar. What does GFG mean? |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 7 2008, 12:12 AM Post #200 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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"Gone for good"???? |
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