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IT'S ABOUT TIME; A probable future for the United States
Topic Started: Aug 4 2008, 07:08 PM (7,172 Views)
AlbertaCrude
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Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 03:35 PM
I'm comfortable with the ground I'm on.

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Don't look now but don't get too comfortable.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Let me fix that for you.

Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 02:35 PM

It's okay, let him/her blather. I'm comfortable with the infinite and inexhaustible depth and ground of our being I'm on.

The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
No, never overly comfortable, but comfortable enough.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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apple
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Mikhailoh
Aug 6 2008, 02:15 PM
This thread went to ugly long ago. Let's not blame a sock for continuing the path it was already miles down.

You may or may not like or appreciate what David has said here and are certainly free to say so, but the repetetive jeering without further comment from him is over the top, IMO.

and while we're complaining..

i'd like to request that we watch our language.

i'm not a lady, but i'm sure there are a few here.

less F words, more real ideas.
it behooves me to behold
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
ivorythumper
Aug 6 2008, 01:59 PM
Let me fix that for you.

Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 02:35 PM

It's okay, let him/her blather. I'm comfortable with the infinite and inexhaustible depth and ground of our being I'm on.

I think what he meant to say was this.



Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 02:35 PM

Eat me.


Well okay I lied. That's what I meant to say. ^_^
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
Were you thinking of something like this, Aqua?

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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 02:14 PM
Were you thinking of something like this, Aqua?

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YES!!!


"Cut the cake!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Dewey
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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AlbertaCrude
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apple
Aug 6 2008, 03:59 PM

less F words, more real ideas.

Like what? A Brief History of The Barge or The Protocols of the Elders of Zion - it's all the same crap.
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apple
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i missed you too
it behooves me to behold
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Luke's Dad
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John D'Oh
Aug 6 2008, 04:07 PM
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The first time I read this, I thought it said "Slip into something more comfortable, like a camel.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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John D'Oh
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If I could have found such a graphic, trust me, I'd have used it.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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QuirtEvans
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apple
Aug 6 2008, 04:59 PM
Mikhailoh
Aug 6 2008, 02:15 PM
This thread went to ugly long ago.  Let's not blame a sock for continuing the path it was already miles down.

You may or may not like or appreciate what David has said here and are certainly free to say so, but the repetetive jeering without further comment from him is over the top, IMO.

and while we're complaining..

i'd like to request that we watch our language.

i'm not a lady, but i'm sure there are a few here.

less F words, more real ideas.

The latter are in short supply around here.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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God
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Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 01:35 PM
It's okay, let him/her blather. I'm comfortable with the ground I'm on.

Why, Dewey, you've surprised me! I mean, regardless of how off base you are, at least you're man enough to stand behind your convictions and face the music. Very nice. I'm in a good mood, so I'll whittle off a few purgatorial years for you, ok? :thumb:

As for some of you others, I hold no place in heaven for tattletales, whiners, and worst of all, hypocrites. How unmanly. I'm starting to fear I've assigned the wrong gender to a few of you. Dont think that cant be undone in the blink of an eye!

Well, I tell ya what. Say a few verses of something, flash a hand signal or two and maybe I'll let it pass. I tire so of that whole vengeful wrathful God thing. In fact, I'm starting to consider changing the correct religion to be New Age. They're such a happy, peaceful lot. :smile:

Now I gotta run. the Holy Ghost is throwing a party, and they're ALWAYS off the hook!
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QuirtEvans
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You know, from this thread and this thread alone, I'm starting to develop a real faith that God exists, and is speaking to me. And I even have a sense that I might be able to comprehend the awesome power of the mind of God.

And for those of you who might misinterpret that, no, it ain't my sock.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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OperaTenor
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Aug 6 2008, 04:41 PM
I tire so of that whole vengeful wrathful God thing. In fact, I'm starting to consider changing the correct religion to be New Age. They're such a happy, peaceful lot.

God's starting to sound like He's seen Dogma.

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JBryan
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You know, from this thread and this thread alone, I'm starting to develop a real faith that God exists, and is speaking to me. And I even have a sense that I might be able to comprehend the awesome power of the mind of God.

And for those of you who might misinterpret that, no, it ain't my sock.


You too?
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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John D'Oh
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QuirtEvans
Aug 6 2008, 08:46 PM
And for those of you who might misinterpret that, no, it ain't my sock.

With all those coarse grammatical errors we never doubted it for a moment.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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JBryan
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So, it is you.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
JBryan
Aug 6 2008, 09:02 PM
So, it is you.

Although I've always been sure that God is an Englishman, it's not this Englishman.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Aqua Letifer
Aug 6 2008, 03:09 PM
ivorythumper
Aug 6 2008, 01:59 PM
Let me fix that for you.

Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 02:35 PM

It's okay, let him/her blather. I'm comfortable with the infinite and inexhaustible depth and ground of our being I'm on.

I think what he meant to say was this.



Dewey
Aug 6 2008, 02:35 PM

Eat me.


Well okay I lied. That's what I meant to say. ^_^

That's what Paul Tillich meant also. :P
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
QuirtEvans
Aug 6 2008, 08:32 PM
apple
Aug 6 2008, 04:59 PM
less F words, more real ideas.

The latter are in short supply around here.

Well, I contributed a link to a Paris Hilton video. :wave:
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God
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Junior Carp
WOOOO HOOOOO!!! I am RIPPED!!!!

I'm at the Holy Ghost's on my iPhone. Wildest bash yet!

We get real Absinthe here, and of course the weed is to die for, so everyone's pretty FUBAR right now. Oh, you should have seen what Christ did with a couple of black holes earlier! It was a scream. I was like "Oh me God, no way!!" Everyone's still dying. Suffice it to say, "half man" indeed.

Anyway, just real quick, I will right now, and ONLY right now allow exactly 2 girls into heaven who have used a rosary for anal beads. But hurry up. And after those two, the rest are of course going to hell, as usual.

Anyway, I gotta get back. They're starting charades, and its my turn to do Catholicism.

See you soon. :smokin: maybe

(bring your own rosaries)

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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
David removed his posts and replaced them with GFG.
He also removed his avatar.

What does GFG mean?
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
"Gone for good"????
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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