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IT'S ABOUT TIME; A probable future for the United States
Topic Started: Aug 4 2008, 07:08 PM (7,165 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
This thread has truly got it all. :lol2:
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Luke's Dad
Aug 8 2008, 02:06 PM
Daniel, my wife didn't call you a freak because you're gay. I don't dislike you beause you're gay. We have no problems with Kenny, Bernard, Improv, and the other gay members of the forum. Our problem with you is much more personal, and has nothing to do with being gay. You crossed a line dumbass.

I'd also like to add that we never had any problems with any of our members who are into zoophilia. Frank_W, Mik, Quirt and myself have never made a big deal out of it.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
John D'Oh
Aug 8 2008, 04:03 AM
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who....

This is supposed to be a, happy occasion!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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Klaus
Aug 8 2008, 07:13 AM
Luke's Dad
Aug 8 2008, 02:06 PM
Daniel, my wife didn't call you a freak because you're gay. I don't dislike you beause you're gay. We have no problems with Kenny, Bernard, Improv, and the other gay members of the forum. Our problem with you is much more personal, and has nothing to do with being gay. You crossed a line dumbass.

I'd also like to add that we never had any problems with any of our members who are into zoophilia. Frank_W, Mik, Quirt and myself have never made a big deal out of it.

Necrophilia, I'll have you know. Doing it with animals is just... sick.

Hey, hand me the shovel, will ya'? :devilgrin:
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Frank_W
Aug 8 2008, 08:16 AM
Klaus
Aug 8 2008, 07:13 AM
Luke's Dad
Aug 8 2008, 02:06 PM
Daniel, my wife didn't call you a freak because you're gay. I don't dislike you beause you're gay. We have no problems with Kenny, Bernard, Improv, and the other gay members of the forum. Our problem with you is much more personal, and has nothing to do with being gay. You crossed a line dumbass.

I'd also like to add that we never had any problems with any of our members who are into zoophilia. Frank_W, Mik, Quirt and myself have never made a big deal out of it.

Necrophilia, I'll have you know. Doing it with animals is just... sick.

Hey, hand me the shovel, will ya'? :devilgrin:

You'll have to leave, then. We don't serve Necros.
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What??? C'mon... There's nothing like crackin' a cold one!!! :devil: :devilgrin:
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mikhailoh
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Ewwww.
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lb1
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:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

This has got to be the funniest thread I have ever read. I went to dinner last night then to bed. I had no idea what I was missing. :biggrin:

I spit out over two cups of coffee reading this this morning. :lol:

I am speechless, all I can think of is "Oh Danny Boy the pipes, the pipes are calling"

lb
My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09
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Klaus
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Frank, you know about the infamous "2 girls 1 cup" thing right?

I laughed my ass off after watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic
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Mikhailoh
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The pipes would explain a lot.

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Frank_W
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Klaus
Aug 8 2008, 07:34 AM
Frank, you know about the infamous "2 girls 1 cup" thing right?

I laughed my ass off after watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic

:spit: :lol2: :lol2: OMG.... That's hilarious!!!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Klaus
Aug 8 2008, 04:34 AM
Frank, you know about the infamous "2 girls 1 cup" thing right?

I laughed my ass off after watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic

It's disgusting, and on the Internet? Yep, Frank knows about it.

:P
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:lol2: :lol2: :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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lb1
Aug 8 2008, 08:29 AM
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

This has got to be the funniest thread I have ever read. I went to dinner last night then to bed. I had no idea what I was missing. :biggrin:

I spit out over two cups of coffee reading this this morning. :lol:

I am speechless, all I can think of is "Oh Danny Boy the pipes, the pipes are calling"

lb

:o

The only thing I can think of is that somebody never watched The Waltons, or he would have gotten your post that started all of this crap.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Mikhailoh
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I did. That little redhead Erin was hot.
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Mikhailoh
Aug 8 2008, 08:01 AM
I did. That little redheaed Erin was hot.

:yes: :excited:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
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Aug 8 2008, 04:56 AM
:o

The only thing I can think of is that somebody never watched The Waltons, or he would have gotten your post that started all of this crap.

When you posted "Aqua is next", and then he was, I about lost it. :thumb:

lb
My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09
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kenny
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Daniel, you are being obnoxious.
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Dewey
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When I was in college, one of my roommates, a very urban East Coaster, used to call me John Boy. I always thought it was a reference to John Boy Walton, kidding me about my very non-urban upbringing. Imagine my surprise, after all these years, to find out it was a racial slur, and that I'm actually black.

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George K
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You also have your hand up someone's dress, Pastor. :lol:
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Dewey
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Well, like I said when Radu posted that pic last month, let he who has never had his hand up a pig's dress cast the first stone.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Klaus
Aug 8 2008, 12:54 AM
This is one of the funniest threads I ever read.

In a Dadaism kind of way.


No Dadaism here. It's Bipolar disorder. The mania phase.
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:doh: I never knew Dewey was a ni blackfella'!! :wazup: :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aug 8 2008, 09:30 AM
Well, like I said when Radu posted that pic last month, let he who has never had his hand up a pig's dress cast the first stone.

Pffft.. Really. Everyone knows that pig was just asking for it, wearing that skimpy dress and flouncing her saucy ass all over town like that... <_< :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Dewey
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She was just bacon beggin' for it. :devil:
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

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