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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 22 2008, 11:16 AM (150 Views) | |
| big al | Jul 22 2008, 11:16 AM Post #1 |
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Bull-Carp
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Self flushing urinal with integrated gaming and reward system Sort of puts a new spin on playing with yourself. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 22 2008, 11:30 AM Post #2 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| LadyElton | Jul 22 2008, 11:37 AM Post #3 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Now if they hooked them up to play WoW, there would be long lines for most public toilets. Also, some people would actually play better. :ph43r: |
| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 22 2008, 12:18 PM Post #4 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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<Insert obligatory "I crit my pants" joke here> |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Frank_W | Jul 22 2008, 01:18 PM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Ping-pong ball in the commode, when throwing a party, keeps drunken fools from pissing all over the floor. They play, "Sink The Bismark," and the ping-pong ball never flushes down. After the party, fish the ping-pong ball out with the toilet brush and discard. (Eh... Unless you're very thrifty and decide to wash and keep it for next time...)
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 22 2008, 02:46 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Pssst.. Frank.. next time don't invite the 'drunken fools'.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Jul 22 2008, 03:46 PM Post #7 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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People like me better, when they're drunk, though!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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People like me better, when they're drunk, though!

4:50 PM Jul 10