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Terrorist Kidnapping
Topic Started: Jul 22 2008, 08:22 AM (62 Views)
lb1
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Fulla-Carp
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama. They are asking for a $10 million ransom otherwise, they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'



The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'


'About a gallon says the guy.'
My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09
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Frank_W
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:lol2: :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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