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Help my finger is swollen
Topic Started: May 26 2008, 06:02 PM (2,985 Views)
Frank_W
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It's only a flesh wound!!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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John D'Oh
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pianojerome
May 27 2008, 01:33 PM
sarah_blueparrot
May 27 2008, 01:25 PM
Euuuw... Actually once I stubbed my little toe so badly that after a while the entire toenail came off.. There was a tiny soft new one underneath - luckily, because I was expecting a gaping flesh hole. Gross.

A similar thing happened to me; I had a yeast infection on one of my big toes when I was a senior in high school. My entire toenail turned dark green for a few months, and then I woke up one morning and the entire nail was just hanging there by a thread. So I pulled it off (didn't hurt, because it was 99% hanging off already), and a soft new nail was there underneath.

That's nothing. I accidentally dropped a razor blade attached to a 5 kg weight that my wife had given me as a birthday present on my foot, and lost the damn thing from the ankle down. Luckily, there was another one underneath which grew back in a couple of weeks. It's what's known as a wisdom-foot apparently. Very popular with the young people.

Or was it that I drank an entire bottle of Benadryl? I forget. One of the two.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Frank_W
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:spit: John, that may well be your funniest post ever. :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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big al
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sarah_blueparrot
May 27 2008, 09:05 AM
That's disgusting, thanks Aqua! I'll take this moment to state that I have beautiful toes and have never pliered them.

I'm sure that was news that 89th was hoping to hear. :wub:

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QuirtEvans
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John D'Oh
May 27 2008, 02:38 PM
pianojerome
May 27 2008, 01:33 PM
sarah_blueparrot
May 27 2008, 01:25 PM
Euuuw... Actually once I stubbed my little toe so badly that after a while the entire toenail came off.. There was a tiny soft new one underneath - luckily, because I was expecting a gaping flesh hole. Gross.

A similar thing happened to me; I had a yeast infection on one of my big toes when I was a senior in high school. My entire toenail turned dark green for a few months, and then I woke up one morning and the entire nail was just hanging there by a thread. So I pulled it off (didn't hurt, because it was 99% hanging off already), and a soft new nail was there underneath.

That's nothing. I accidentally dropped a razor blade attached to a 5 kg weight that my wife had given me as a birthday present on my foot, and lost the damn thing from the ankle down. Luckily, there was another one underneath which grew back in a couple of weeks. It's what's known as a wisdom-foot apparently. Very popular with the young people.

Or was it that I drank an entire bottle of Benadryl? I forget. One of the two.

That wasn't Benadryl. You can tell yourself it was for medicinal purposes, but it wasn't Benadryl.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
More like single malt Benadryl.
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Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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blondie
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I promised to stay out of these threads.
But I can't help myself.
Really.

Bach, George, scold me bad,
.. but I think it's [size=7]fun-gal[/size] .
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kenny
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blondie
May 27 2008, 11:58 AM
Bach, George, scold me bad, but I think it's [size=7]fun-gal[/size] .

Don't you mean scold me badly?
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John D'Oh
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QuirtEvans
May 27 2008, 03:51 PM
John D'Oh
May 27 2008, 02:38 PM
pianojerome
May 27 2008, 01:33 PM
sarah_blueparrot
May 27 2008, 01:25 PM
Euuuw... Actually once I stubbed my little toe so badly that after a while the entire toenail came off.. There was a tiny soft new one underneath - luckily, because I was expecting a gaping flesh hole. Gross.

A similar thing happened to me; I had a yeast infection on one of my big toes when I was a senior in high school. My entire toenail turned dark green for a few months, and then I woke up one morning and the entire nail was just hanging there by a thread. So I pulled it off (didn't hurt, because it was 99% hanging off already), and a soft new nail was there underneath.

That's nothing. I accidentally dropped a razor blade attached to a 5 kg weight that my wife had given me as a birthday present on my foot, and lost the damn thing from the ankle down. Luckily, there was another one underneath which grew back in a couple of weeks. It's what's known as a wisdom-foot apparently. Very popular with the young people.

Or was it that I drank an entire bottle of Benadryl? I forget. One of the two.

That wasn't Benadryl. You can tell yourself it was for medicinal purposes, but it wasn't Benadryl.

I haven't had a cough for 15 years.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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sarah_blueparrot
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:lol2:

PJ, that's gross. (But it's what I did with mine :lol: )
Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow.

- Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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Frank_W
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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sarah_blueparrot
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Oh no! That's just mean! That's possibly a Baule turtle, which are extremely rare.
Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow.

- Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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Red Rice
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Looks more like a Galapagos tortoise, and an unhappy one at that.
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

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sarah_blueparrot
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Oh. Well either way, poor tortoise/turtle!
Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow.

- Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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Frank_W
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I don't know.... He rather looks as though he's enjoying it. Look! He's smiling!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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