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| Tweet Topic Started: May 26 2008, 06:02 PM (2,985 Views) | |
| Frank_W | May 27 2008, 09:33 AM Post #26 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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It's only a flesh wound!! |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| John D'Oh | May 27 2008, 11:38 AM Post #27 |
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That's nothing. I accidentally dropped a razor blade attached to a 5 kg weight that my wife had given me as a birthday present on my foot, and lost the damn thing from the ankle down. Luckily, there was another one underneath which grew back in a couple of weeks. It's what's known as a wisdom-foot apparently. Very popular with the young people. Or was it that I drank an entire bottle of Benadryl? I forget. One of the two. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | May 27 2008, 11:39 AM Post #28 |
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John, that may well be your funniest post ever.
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| big al | May 27 2008, 11:50 AM Post #29 |
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Bull-Carp
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I'm sure that was news that 89th was hoping to hear. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| QuirtEvans | May 27 2008, 11:51 AM Post #30 |
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That wasn't Benadryl. You can tell yourself it was for medicinal purposes, but it wasn't Benadryl. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| JBryan | May 27 2008, 11:53 AM Post #31 |
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I am the grey one
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More like single malt Benadryl. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| blondie | May 27 2008, 11:58 AM Post #32 |
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I promised to stay out of these threads. But I can't help myself. Really. Bach, George, scold me bad, .. but I think it's [size=7]fun-gal[/size] . |
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| kenny | May 27 2008, 11:58 AM Post #33 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Don't you mean scold me badly? |
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| John D'Oh | May 27 2008, 11:59 AM Post #34 |
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MAMIL
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I haven't had a cough for 15 years. |
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| sarah_blueparrot | May 27 2008, 12:01 PM Post #35 |
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![]() PJ, that's gross. (But it's what I did with mine :lol: ) |
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow. - Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross | |
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| Frank_W | May 27 2008, 12:12 PM Post #36 |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| sarah_blueparrot | May 27 2008, 12:20 PM Post #37 |
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Oh no! That's just mean! That's possibly a Baule turtle, which are extremely rare. |
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow. - Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross | |
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| Red Rice | May 27 2008, 12:26 PM Post #38 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Looks more like a Galapagos tortoise, and an unhappy one at that. |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| sarah_blueparrot | May 27 2008, 12:27 PM Post #39 |
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Oh. Well either way, poor tortoise/turtle! |
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| Frank_W | May 27 2008, 01:40 PM Post #40 |
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I don't know.... He rather looks as though he's enjoying it. Look! He's smiling! |
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| Larry | May 27 2008, 02:03 PM Post #41 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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John, that may well be your funniest post ever.




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