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| Obscene insult; Mom is a Puritan | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 20 2008, 06:44 PM (291 Views) | |
| CHAS | May 20 2008, 06:44 PM Post #1 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Got a call last night that my mother, who is 88 and 1500 miles away, had been loaded into an ambulance and was being taken to a hospital an hour from her home. I managed to learn that she was in the ER and waiting to see a doctor. There was no phone that the ER could give her. I was concerned. An acquaintance stated, "Maybe she will tell the doctor that the pain is from the dildo in her." Please vote. |
| "You want to be Nice, or you want to be Effective? Make the law or be subject to it?"-Roy Cohn | |
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| kenny | May 20 2008, 07:41 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That was not a nice thing to say, at all! ![]() So, what did you say/do to him? |
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| CHAS | May 20 2008, 07:54 PM Post #3 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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kenny, Great signature. Thanks for the answer. I did not have to post bail, that time. |
| "You want to be Nice, or you want to be Effective? Make the law or be subject to it?"-Roy Cohn | |
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| ivorythumper | May 20 2008, 08:09 PM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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???? What sort of "aquaintance" are you talking about? Anyone making such a crass joke is either someone you don't care enough about to not beat the sh*t out of, or someone so close to you that you can't beat the sh*t out of. |
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| CHAS | May 20 2008, 08:24 PM Post #5 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Jesus, IT, never realized you were so perseptive. Very good. Kenny, thanks always. |
| "You want to be Nice, or you want to be Effective? Make the law or be subject to it?"-Roy Cohn | |
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| Frank_W | May 21 2008, 04:03 AM Post #6 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Instant grounds for a quick hard left to the stomach, and then a hard right uppercut.![]() I hope your mom is okay. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 21 2008, 04:04 AM Post #7 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Peceptive my Aunt Fanny's fanny. You should have thrashed him mercilessly there and then. Such would be my visceral response. Meanwhile, back at reality, I think I would go between Door Number Three and Door Number Four. I would not wait, nor would I hug him, but I would tell him in very clear terms that that was the crassest and stupidest thing ever spewed from human tongue and he should hang his head in shame to talk about anyone, MUCH LESS MY MOTHER like that and in that situation. Seriously, that statement is wrong on so many levels - it touches pretty much every type of offensiveness known to man. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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