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I should have loaded, focused, and made guit shots.
Should have loaded and focused on gut shots. 3 (18.8%)
Should have immediately beaten the **** out of him. 11 (68.8%)
Should have waited 2 1/2 hours and then told him I would beat the holy **** if he ever mentioned dildo and mother in the same sentence. 2 (12.5%)
Should have hugged him and told him not to talk like that. 0 (0%)
Total Votes: 16
Obscene insult; Mom is a Puritan
Topic Started: May 20 2008, 06:44 PM (291 Views)
CHAS
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Got a call last night that my mother, who is 88 and 1500 miles away, had been loaded into an ambulance and was being taken to a hospital an hour from her home.
I managed to learn that she was in the ER and waiting to see a doctor. There was no phone that the ER could give her.
I was concerned.
An acquaintance stated, "Maybe she will tell the doctor that the pain is from the dildo in her."
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"You want to be Nice, or you want to be Effective? Make the law or be subject to it?"-Roy Cohn
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
That was not a nice thing to say, at all! :tsktsk:

So, what did you say/do to him?
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CHAS
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kenny,
Great signature. Thanks for the answer.
I did not have to post bail, that time.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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"Maybe she will tell the doctor that the pain is from the dildo in her."


????

What sort of "aquaintance" are you talking about? Anyone making such a crass joke is either someone you don't care enough about to not beat the sh*t out of, or someone so close to you that you can't beat the sh*t out of.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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CHAS
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ivorythumper
May 20 2008, 08:09 PM
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"Maybe she will tell the doctor that the pain is from the dildo in her."


????

What sort of "aquaintance" are you talking about? Anyone making such a crass joke is either someone you don't care enough about to not beat the sh*t out of, or someone so close to you that you can't beat the sh*t out of.

Jesus, IT, never realized you were so perseptive. Very good.

Kenny, thanks always.
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Frank_W
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Instant grounds for a quick hard left to the stomach, and then a hard right uppercut.

:cursing:


I hope your mom is okay.
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mikhailoh
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Peceptive my Aunt Fanny's fanny. You should have thrashed him mercilessly there and then. Such would be my visceral response.

Meanwhile, back at reality, I think I would go between Door Number Three and Door Number Four. I would not wait, nor would I hug him, but I would tell him in very clear terms that that was the crassest and stupidest thing ever spewed from human tongue and he should hang his head in shame to talk about anyone, MUCH LESS MY MOTHER like that and in that situation.

Seriously, that statement is wrong on so many levels - it touches pretty much every type of offensiveness known to man.
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