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| Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 20 2008, 01:19 PM (589 Views) | |
| musicasacra | May 20 2008, 01:19 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods AP Posted: 2008-05-20 15:45:48 HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said. Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said. "They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had." The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman. A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight. Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle. A spokesman for the Memphis, Tenn., airline said the two were suspended while the company investigates. The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press. |
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| George K | May 20 2008, 01:23 PM Post #2 |
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| Kincaid | May 20 2008, 01:26 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I hope neither is married. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Frank_W | May 20 2008, 01:31 PM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Worthless without pics, etc.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Phlebas | May 20 2008, 01:31 PM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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Was that the one that was buzzing Gary Kasparov? |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Frank_W | May 20 2008, 01:31 PM Post #6 |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| pianojerome | May 20 2008, 03:28 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If a pilot is naked in the woods but nobody's around to see him, is he still naked? |
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| bachophile | May 20 2008, 08:09 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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i dont understand, people fcuk in the woods all the time, certainly at night, when u have a modicum of privacy. so why the hell do u get arrested and suspended from work. now this is something worth getting arrested for... naked man in san babila fountain, in the heart of milan. ![]() ![]() |
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| Frank_W | May 21 2008, 04:01 AM Post #9 |
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What I don't understand, is why each of them didn't just circle back and get their damn clothes, or wait to remove their clothes until they had found each other. Sheesh... Unless they were acting out some kind of weird fantasy play, or something. Sounds like the both of them have a real brain trust going, there. Hopefully, they don't reproduce. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 21 2008, 04:06 AM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Remind me never to fly Pinnacle. Good judgement is key in a pilot.
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| lb1 | May 21 2008, 04:15 AM Post #11 |
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I fly Pinnacle a lot, and I think they find most of their flight attendants out in the woods. lb |
| My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09 | |
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| Frank_W | May 21 2008, 04:19 AM Post #12 |
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Are they hot? |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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