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Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods
Topic Started: May 20 2008, 01:19 PM (589 Views)
musicasacra
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Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods
AP
Posted: 2008-05-20 15:45:48

HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.

"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.

A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.

A spokesman for the Memphis, Tenn., airline said the two were suspended while the company investigates.

The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.
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:sing: Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
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No one will be watching us
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Why don't we do it in the road
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I hope neither is married.
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Worthless without pics, etc. :blah:
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May 20 2008, 01:19 PM


A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in...

Was that the one that was buzzing Gary Kasparov?
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May 20 2008, 04:31 PM
musicasacra
May 20 2008, 01:19 PM


A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in...

Was that the one that was buzzing Gary Kasparov?

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If a pilot is naked in the woods but nobody's around to see him, is he still naked?
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i dont understand, people fcuk in the woods all the time, certainly at night, when u have a modicum of privacy. so why the hell do u get arrested and suspended from work.


now this is something worth getting arrested for...

naked man in san babila fountain, in the heart of milan.

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:lol2:

What I don't understand, is why each of them didn't just circle back and get their damn clothes, or wait to remove their clothes until they had found each other. Sheesh... Unless they were acting out some kind of weird fantasy play, or something.

Sounds like the both of them have a real brain trust going, there. Hopefully, they don't reproduce.
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:lol2: Remind me never to fly Pinnacle. Good judgement is key in a pilot.
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May 21 2008, 04:06 AM
:lol2: Remind me never to fly Pinnacle. Good judgement is key in a pilot.

I fly Pinnacle a lot, and I think they find most of their flight attendants out in the woods.

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Are they hot?
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