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Topic Started: May 20 2008, 04:37 AM (109 Views)
sarah_blueparrot
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow.

- Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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May 20 2008, 07:37 AM
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"Hey! This one's MY date. You go find your own, fella'! Better hurry, though; You wouldn't want to get an ugly one, would you?"
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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This Australian guy who spent his whole life in the outback took a trip to New York. As he was walking down the street marveling at everything he got propositioned by one of welcoming angels of the city. She described her services, he agreed, and they went to his hotel room. She told him she was going into the bathroom to prepare and he should do the same out in the bedroom. When she came out he had piled everything in the room into one corner. She asked him “What are you doing”, and he said “I ain’t ever had a woman before but if it anything like them kangaroos, we’ll need all the room we can get.
My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09
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