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| Wanted: One tanker truck...; ..filled with ice-cold milk. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 19 2008, 06:20 PM (213 Views) | |
| Jolly | May 19 2008, 06:20 PM Post #1 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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http://www.baynews9.com/content/89/2008/5/...0Ill.%20traffic |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| big al | May 19 2008, 06:24 PM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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"...but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies." I can just imagine how they're doing that. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| DivaDeb | May 19 2008, 06:26 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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One time we were traveling on the Will Rogers turnpike in OK and got delayed for almost three hours due to an overturned yogurt truck. Mess! |
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| George K | May 19 2008, 06:29 PM Post #4 |
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Finally
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I've been to Morris Il many times. There's no "there" there. This is the most exciting thing to happen there since they opened the 24 hour adult movie store right off the interstate at Route 47. Well, maybe since they opened the Super Wal-Mart. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Frank_W | May 19 2008, 06:54 PM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Got milk?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Free Rider | May 19 2008, 07:11 PM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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One can survive on a diet of oreo cookies...so it's been told. Just wish that had happened 'round here. |
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| ivorythumper | May 19 2008, 10:55 PM Post #7 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I hope they did it the right way -- scrapping the cream filling first, then the chocolate cookie. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 20 2008, 02:34 AM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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That's what took so long. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | May 20 2008, 03:20 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I went through the cookie jar, when I was a boy, opened each Oreo cookie and licked all of the frosting out, and then put the halves back together and put them back in the jar. My sister was soooooo pissed!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Jolly | May 20 2008, 10:14 AM Post #10 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Heard on NPR the other day that Oreo is having trouble making inroads in England. They are running commercials to try to get the Brits to dunk the cookies in milk, not tea (no kidding). |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| LadyElton | May 20 2008, 10:16 AM Post #11 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I was thinking the same thing yesterday. Where's a tanker of milk? Talk about tossing your cookies.
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Jane D'Oh | May 20 2008, 11:25 AM Post #12 |
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The cookie bit of the Oreos just doesn't taste good, that's why. We have perfectly good chocolate biscuits of our own thank you very much. The cookie monster is really the best person for a clean up job like this. |
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| sarah_blueparrot | May 20 2008, 11:33 AM Post #13 |
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Fulla-Carp
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:lol: Here's a tip: Don't try to introduce sweet yummy things to Britain. We have a long, successful and unwavering history of puddings, pies and cakes, and when we tire of them the patisserie is just next door. |
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow. - Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 20 2008, 11:43 AM Post #14 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Again, priceless... |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| ivorythumper | May 20 2008, 11:55 AM Post #15 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Like spotted dick, deep fried mars bars, flies graveyard, and treacle pudding? |
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| sarah_blueparrot | May 20 2008, 12:31 PM Post #16 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Spotted dicks, treacle tarts, real custard, fruit cakes, Christmas puddings, Victoria sponges, carrot cakes, (real) cheese cakes, Eccles cakes, lardy cakes, Dundee cakes, Roald Dahl style chocolate cakes, tea cakes, bakewell tarts, seed cakes, Twelfth Night cakes, Simnel cakes, Cornish saffron cakes, rock cakes, summer fruit puddings, upside down apple cakes, coffee and walnut cakes, muffins, crumpets, pancakes English and Scotch, and above all, scones. You can keep the oreos. |
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow. - Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross | |
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| Aqua Letifer | May 20 2008, 12:32 PM Post #17 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Don't mind iffah do! |
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| sue | May 20 2008, 12:57 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I've read a lot of Roald Dahl. Not just the stuff he wrote for kids. Er, what are these?Eccles cakes are yummy. And scones, yes indeed. I'll pass on the oreos too. Just too too sweet. |
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I've read a lot of Roald Dahl. Not just the stuff he wrote for kids. Er, what are these?
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