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| The Farmer and the Old Lady | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 19 2008, 10:43 AM (107 Views) | |
| George K | May 19 2008, 10:43 AM Post #1 |
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Finally
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?' 'The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot. 'The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time. 'The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?' 'The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I 'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' 'The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.' |
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| sarah_blueparrot | May 19 2008, 10:48 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow. - Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross | |
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| Frank_W | May 19 2008, 10:52 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| bachophile | May 19 2008, 10:53 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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ok, but when will the truck be ready? the suspence is killing me. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| LadyElton | May 19 2008, 11:39 AM Post #5 |
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Fulla-Carp
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