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Unwelcome visitor; Ew, ew, ew
Topic Started: May 19 2008, 08:26 AM (638 Views)
Luke's Dad
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Klaus
May 20 2008, 02:26 AM
Caption contest:

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[size=7]Tonight, on American Rodent Gladiators...[/size]
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
Jane D'Oh
May 20 2008, 07:22 AM
Baby rabbits screaming is a horrible noise. Our neighbors had a good rabbit catcher. I hate to say it, but all the baby rabbits that we chased the cat away from and released later died of shock. :(

My mum once caught a mouse's nose in one of those snap traps. There was a trail of blood leading outside. As far as I know he never came back...

When we had a mouse in the apartment we finally cornered him in a closet, duct taped the gap at the bottom of the door and a couple of days later we took him out with the trash. The cat was pretty pissed at us for spoiling her fun.

That's how we shoot coyotes.

They can't resist a rabbit squeeling...play the tape and pull the trigger...
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Jane D'Oh
May 20 2008, 06:22 AM


When we had a mouse in the apartment we finally cornered him in a closet, duct taped the gap at the bottom of the door and a couple of days later we took him out with the trash.

You'll need a more heroic story to tell your grandkids.

John D'Oh -- Slayer of Beasts!!!!
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Frank_W
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Jolly
May 20 2008, 01:10 PM
That's how we shoot coyotes.

They can't resist a rabbit squeeling...play the tape and pull the trigger...

Yep!

How big do your coyotes get down there, Jolly? In the high desert/Sierra Nevadas in California, they get to be the size of smallish wolves. (Definitely apex predators!)

Down here in Tennessee, they get no bigger than a small dog, but the farmers act all stupid about it. "Them coyotes kill livestock!" Yeah, bull****... A 600 lb. beef cow would stomp the dogsh!t out of the wimpy little scavengers.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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LadyElton
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Last year, I remember there was a bad smell coming from Callie's litterbox. It wasn't just the regular smell of piss and carp. I scooped it and found a dead mouse in there. I picked it up by the tail and showed it to my parents and grandmother. My mom was like, "Callie's a mouser!"

She recently was chasing a mouse around my room at like 4 am. I was like, "WTF are you doing?" I put her out of the room and when I let her back in, she went looking for it again. I then saw it dead on the floor a little bit later.

Also, she was chasing another mouse around the house recently. She chased it into my grandmother's old room, where my mom has her laptop so she can do her geaneology stuff. Callie chased the mouse into the wire drawers we have in there. The mouse was looking at her through the wire like, "Nah, nah! You can't get me!" The next morning, my mom found the mouse drowned in their toilet. She thinks it commited suicide. I did ask her if she heard it say "Allah ahkbar!" (sp?) :leaving:
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:lol2: :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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LadyElton
May 20 2008, 10:26 AM
The next morning, my mom found the mouse drowned in their toilet. She thinks it commited suicide.

:lol: Existential Angst Mouse!

(Ees zat all zere ees to zis stupid life? Running and hiding from stupid cats? I'm so bored...)
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Emo Mouse... :lol2:

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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Jane D'Oh
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May 20 2008, 01:15 PM
Jane D'Oh
May 20 2008, 06:22 AM


When we had a mouse in the apartment we finally cornered him in a closet, duct taped the gap at the bottom of the door and a couple of days later we took him out with the trash.

You'll need a more heroic story to tell your grandkids.

John D'Oh -- Slayer of Beasts!!!!

:doh: Did I forget to mention? This mouse was 6 foot tall, it's hair was like a wire brush, it's fangs were broadswords, it's whiskers were dripping rabid saliva AND it had clogs on!!

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Pfft.
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.....and threatened to dance an Irish jig!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
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