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| Cheaper to Rent; (for Crashtest, I suppose) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 19 2008, 06:41 AM (166 Views) | |
| George K | May 19 2008, 06:41 AM Post #1 |
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Finally
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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per night, not counting attorney's fees and court costs. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, , no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. And, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Is it just me, or is it better to rent in this case? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Jolly | May 19 2008, 07:40 AM Post #2 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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If it flies, floats or fornicates... |
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| Axtremus | May 19 2008, 08:01 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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George, it is Paul McCartny we are talking about. Had money been a serious consideration, McCartney could have gotten many hot babes for free given his celebrity status. The $49mil and attendant baggages could only be explained by love.
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| George K | May 19 2008, 08:07 AM Post #4 |
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Finally
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"Money fer nothin', and yer chicks fer free..."
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ivorythumper | May 19 2008, 10:35 PM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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You forgot two legs.... |
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