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Cheaper to Rent; (for Crashtest, I suppose)
Topic Started: May 19 2008, 06:41 AM (166 Views)
George K
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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per night, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, , no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. And, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent in this case?
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Axtremus
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George, it is Paul McCartny we are talking about. Had money been a serious consideration, McCartney could have gotten many hot babes for free given his celebrity status. The $49mil and attendant baggages could only be explained by love. :yes:
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George K
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:sing:

"Money fer nothin', and yer chicks fer free..."

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George K
May 19 2008, 07:41 AM

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, , no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. And, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.


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