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| The USA according to SwissAir | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 18 2008, 04:46 PM (261 Views) | |
| ivorythumper | May 18 2008, 04:46 PM Post #1 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| Axtremus | May 18 2008, 05:00 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The web site says "The Americas", not just the USA. So what's the problem?
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| ivorythumper | May 18 2008, 05:39 PM Post #3 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Try comparing it to an accurate map. |
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| musicasacra | May 18 2008, 05:40 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Man of the cities are completely off. Check out Boston for example -- it's up in Maine. |
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| Red Rice | May 18 2008, 05:41 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Not only is Pittsburgh misspelled, it's in the middle of Lake Erie! :lol: Doesn't inspire confidence in their navigation, does it?
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| Riley | May 18 2008, 05:42 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Toronto is shown where Ottawa should be. And apparently, Ottawa has been moved to Quebec. |
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| John D'Oh | May 18 2008, 05:46 PM Post #7 |
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MAMIL
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They should stick to making enormously over-priced watches and that rip-off cheese with all the holes drilled in it. Paid for, might I add, with NAZI GOLD!!!!! |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Piano*Dad | May 18 2008, 05:52 PM Post #8 |
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Bull-Carp
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I thought everything had been shifted up a bit until I looked more closely. Since when is Oakland 100 miles north of San Francisco? And since when is Tampa north of Orlanda. Sheesh. |
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| musicasacra | May 18 2008, 05:55 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Check out Little Rock. :lol: |
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| Frank_W | May 18 2008, 06:50 PM Post #10 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I was just about to say that...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Riley | May 18 2008, 06:55 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It took me about 3 minutes to find it.
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| QuirtEvans | May 19 2008, 03:03 AM Post #12 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Is that one of your cute nicknames for IT?
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| JBryan | May 19 2008, 04:30 AM Post #13 |
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I am the grey one
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Chicago is in Green Bay and apparently the two South American cities are "Sao" and "Paolo". |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| JBryan | May 19 2008, 04:32 AM Post #14 |
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I am the grey one
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Isn't Portland, Oregon near the Oregon coast? And I don't remember Sacramento being in Idaho. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Frank_W | May 19 2008, 04:39 AM Post #15 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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![]() To the tune of Tom Waits', "The Piano Has Been Drinking" The cartographer's been drinkin... The protractor's asleep And the GPS just fell apart The compass has to take a leak... And the cartographer's been drinkin... The cartographer's been drinkin... The cartographer's been drinkin.... But not the pilots... Not the pilots... No.. not... the pilots... |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Luke's Dad | May 19 2008, 06:06 AM Post #16 |
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Cleveland is on the wrong lake, and apparantly there's one city in South America that rather than a river, has an entire freaking continent between it's two halves. |
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| JBryan | May 19 2008, 06:14 AM Post #17 |
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I am the grey one
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Well, at least the got Pittsburgh right. It is right in the middle of Lake Erie isn't it? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Klaus | May 19 2008, 06:14 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I wouldn't have noticed any problems with the map
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| bachophile | May 19 2008, 07:42 AM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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and here's another really helpful map from the same site...![]() http://www.airlineroutemaps.com/USA/US_Air...rica_West.shtml us airways/america west |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Frank_W | May 19 2008, 08:08 AM Post #20 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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No wonder ATC is such a stressful job!!
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