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Musical Limericks
Topic Started: Apr 20 2008, 07:35 PM (159 Views)
George K
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Finally

Smart pianist with a broad reach
Could carve for himself a nice niche
But he won't take lessons
Can't hold still for sessions
He's too hyper-octave to teach


I'm in tune with the lim that you wrote.
Is the teacher off bass with this quote?
"Hyper-octave is he,
But no treble for me.
When my student's keyed up, I take note."


A pianist was renowned in this land,
He stood tall while waving his hand;
He was proud as could be
Of his instrument, you see.
So he announced to the crowd, "Ain't it grand?"


Had to pee really bad, so his hand
Unzipped pants and whipped out bursting gland.
Had a bladder so vast
He let loose quite a blast.
He's the pianist man in the land.


Poor guy hadn't gone in three days
So he peed in his beer mug and says
"This tankard I've filled
I'm sure your are thrilled
How much do you think my stein weighs?"


Violinist whose name is Heather
Sure looks hot in her loincloth of leather.
With her g string unbound,
They both fiddle around
And make beautiful music together.
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Phlebas
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Bull-Carp
:biggrin: :biggrin:

You can sing it with this tune: Billy Joel - Piano Man

Actually, most limericks work with this tune.
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
I VI IV V French 6 V
Don't that make you feel alive?
I V sucks and
IV I's bland but
French 6 V just makes me jive!
Sam
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
Man I love to play flat-II
I sure do hope that you do, too
For, N6 V, or
N6 I, sure,
Yes, indeed, that chord's so coo'!
Sam
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
There once was a doc from Chicago
Played a Bohemia like a scirocco
He was so fast he bragged
Til his tempo it lagged
So he threw his keyboard in the lago.



(Ok - YOU make two rhymes with Chicago. I was going use virago, but this wasn't about first wives.)
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
There was once a man who loved oranges.......



Sh!t. :(
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
Aqua Letifer
Apr 21 2008, 08:54 AM
There was once a man who loved oranges.......



Sh!t. :(

:lol:
Sam
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