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| A Redneck View of The United States; (something to offend everyone) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 8 2008, 08:46 AM (167 Views) | |
| George K | Mar 8 2008, 08:46 AM Post #1 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | Mar 8 2008, 08:53 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nyuck nyuck nyuck |
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| George K | Mar 8 2008, 09:01 AM Post #3 |
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Finally
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The part about Illinois (please, don't pronounce the 's') and Wisconsin is certainly correct. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | Mar 8 2008, 09:02 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nothing.
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| George K | Mar 8 2008, 09:03 AM Post #5 |
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Exactly. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | Mar 8 2008, 09:05 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I wonder if that is an insult or a compliment. That's probably where the author lives.
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| kenny | Mar 8 2008, 09:07 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No, clearly the author lives in Nebraska. |
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| Riley | Mar 8 2008, 11:22 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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When I think of Rednecks, I think of the area they have designated as KKK. |
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| Frank_W | Mar 8 2008, 11:40 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Wow... I'm a gay klansman. Who knew? I'mma' hafta' lynch myself...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 8 2008, 12:51 PM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Nah. This fool doesn't even know the Klan is in Indiana. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 8 2008, 01:44 PM Post #11 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Naw, man... Rednecks are everywhere. Many of them take their place of honor amongst Darwin Award recipients. Unfortunately, they also tend to breed like rabbits, so the gene pool continues to have its fair share of f'ckilarity. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Larry | Mar 8 2008, 02:14 PM Post #12 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Well I live in that area, and I can tell you for a fact that there are just as many rednecks in all the other areas of the continent as there are here, and just as few in my area as there are in the other areas. Redneck is not regional. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 8 2008, 02:16 PM Post #13 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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I wouldn't have thought of Montana as a hotbed for cows. I mean, I'm sure there are cows in Montana, but wouldn't Texas be Cow Central? Or maybe even California? |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 8 2008, 07:56 PM Post #14 |
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MAMIL
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It's not British, it f*cking ENGLISH. Bloody rednecks can't tell the difference. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| George K | Mar 8 2008, 08:08 PM Post #15 |
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You say po"tay"to, I say po"tah"to.... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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