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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 7 2008, 06:26 AM (201 Views) | |
| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 06:26 AM Post #1 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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| Frank_W | Mar 7 2008, 06:27 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Indeed!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| George K | Mar 7 2008, 06:38 AM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Indeed indeed! On call last night (rant to follow). Off today for a week's vacation up north of the Cheddar Curtain®. Gonna take that new (to me) Audi on some roads in the Kettle Morraine!
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 7 2008, 06:39 AM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 7 2008, 06:39 AM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 7 2008, 06:40 AM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Mar 7 2008, 06:42 AM Post #7 |
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Finally
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Very very NSFW. (Jimmy Kimmel) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| lb1 | Mar 7 2008, 07:01 AM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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A man comes home on Friday from an exhausting week at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..." The man sighs and says, "Damn, It's started..." |
| My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09 | |
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| CrashTest | Mar 7 2008, 09:13 AM Post #9 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Hey lb1, so how is my stuff worse than what's in this particular thread? Didn't think a good example would pop up so soon! |
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| Jolly | Mar 7 2008, 09:16 AM Post #10 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Let me impart to you some wisdom: If a man gets a reputation for being an early riser, he can sleep until noon, and nobody notices. - Earl K. Long |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| sarah_blueparrot | Mar 7 2008, 09:21 AM Post #11 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Actually, Crash, I think that Aqua's and Mik's groping pictures are inappropriate. Got to be consistent, even if it means being called a prude.
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow. - Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 10:18 AM Post #12 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Hey, whoa. I posted NO groping pictures. This is post # 2 for me in this thread. If you don't like my first one that's understandable; I gave it a second thought myself. But I figured, "eh, this is TNCR, 'inappropriate' is a very narrow margin and this is real funny to me." But I posted no groping pictures.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Jolly | Mar 7 2008, 10:21 AM Post #13 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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As tight as those capris are, groping is going to be a challenge... |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Renauda | Mar 7 2008, 10:28 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I have to agree that Mik's post is inappropriate. Aqua's is just a bit retro-risque. And yes, I am a prude. |
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| sarah_blueparrot | Mar 7 2008, 10:35 AM Post #15 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Aqua, I was trying to figure out how to say "Aqua's post and Mik's groping post" using apostrophes and not using repetition, which clearly didn't work. Oops.
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Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow. - Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 10:37 AM Post #16 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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All good in the hood. I figured that's what you meant but just wanted to be sure. What's not to like about my ecard?
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 7 2008, 10:38 AM Post #17 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Oh, sure! Hack my poster name, post gross stuff then blame it on me!!! MODERATOR!!!!! I'm with you Sarah. Aqua should be BANNED for such heinous acts. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 10:43 AM Post #18 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Won't do, sir. I already have a price on my head for this one earlier today: http://z10.invisionfree.com/The_New_Coffee...ic=32805&st=125 |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 7 2008, 12:03 PM Post #19 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Surely you do not think I am going to open that |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 12:35 PM Post #20 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Ironically, the link above is a legitimate link, to another post, in which I disguised a Rick Roll with a legitimate link. Hat tip to Phleabas who I think did it first.
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