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| Death By Golf Ball | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 7 2008, 05:32 AM (285 Views) | |
| QuirtEvans | Mar 7 2008, 05:32 AM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/articl...1720036,00.html |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 7 2008, 05:38 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Despicable behavior. (tastes like chicken?) |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 05:45 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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When he gave us our golf clubs Atticus wouldn't teach us how to play. Uncle Jack instructed us in the rudiments thereof; he said Atticus wasn't interested in golf. Atticus said to Tripp, "I'd rather you hit tin cans in the back yard, but I know you'll go after the birds. Hit all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a red-shouldered hawk." That was the only time I ever heard Atticus say it was a sin to do something, and I asked miss Maudie about it. "Your father's right" she said. "Red-shouldered hawks don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat up people's gardents, don't mess with pro golfer T.V. shows, don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for the rest of us. That's why it's a sin to kill a red-shouldered hawk." |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 7 2008, 05:46 AM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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*golf clap*
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| JBryan | Mar 7 2008, 05:48 AM Post #5 |
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I am the grey one
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It's a sin to kill Bluejays too. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 05:50 AM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Well, only this kind.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 7 2008, 05:52 AM Post #7 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Why is he groping that man's moob? No wonder the other guy looks so upset.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 05:53 AM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Frank! Don't be so gutter-headed. He's merely checking for lumps. He's lookin' out for his buddy. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 7 2008, 05:54 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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"Is there a doctor in the house?"
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 7 2008, 05:55 AM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I think likening this case to Michael Vick's dogfighting operation is a bit of a stretch though.... We had a family of these hawks nest in our front yard a few years ago. They can be raucous critters. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Mar 7 2008, 05:57 AM Post #11 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| JBryan | Mar 7 2008, 06:15 AM Post #12 |
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I am the grey one
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This kind too:
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 06:17 AM Post #13 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Que? |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 7 2008, 06:36 AM Post #14 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Look at the shoulder, Aqua. The left shoulder. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 7 2008, 06:39 AM Post #15 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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aha, NOW I see! Was very dark on my screen. Yeah, that one's okay, too.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Mark | Mar 7 2008, 07:09 AM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Death by Baseball... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0cjxJU0SX8 Not Rick Roll I promise! I hate that friggin thing and would never subject any of you to it. |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ivorythumper | Mar 7 2008, 07:14 AM Post #17 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Isenhour sounds like a duffer if it took him so many times to hit the bird. I'll bet Tiger could have gotten it on the first shot. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Phlebas | Mar 7 2008, 07:20 AM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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Ouch! I remember that one. "Hey bird! How about a little chin music!" There was a player years ago who used to aim at seagulls in the dugout. It wasn't Randy Johnson, though. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 7 2008, 02:47 PM Post #19 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Two big old Red Shouldered Hawks just flew up into the tree in my front yard. They are grand, especially against the snowy landscape. I would bet it is the ones who were born there. They are said to retain territory. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 7 2008, 03:39 PM Post #20 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Unlike Injuns...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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