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Moderators - please do something about Larry.
Topic Started: Mar 6 2008, 06:50 PM (5,165 Views)
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sarah_blueparrot
Mar 7 2008, 08:14 PM
I heard that margerine was originally purple but that they modified it to look like butter.

I know that carrots used to be purple. I'd be interested to see a purple carrot.

Oh man, don't even get me started on the Butter/Margerine War!
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I love olives. But they are expensive, even the green ones. I would rather have a green olive than a green coke, that's for sure.
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What about purple margerine?
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I'm down to just one tetra in my tank. I feel badly for it - because it is all alone. I notice that it doesn't eat as quickly as it used to - because it has no one to compete with it for the food. I could get some new fish - but then I'm afraid the younger fish might be aggressive with the older one.



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Larry
Mar 7 2008, 06:47 PM
No, but he should meet the standards of civil society, don't you think?


You MUST be joking!

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Luke's Dad
Mar 7 2008, 05:19 PM
What about purple margerine?

Don't do margarine. Evil, vile stuff. Don't care what colour it is.
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I have a similar situation with my owl finches. I've got a male who lost his spouse a few months ago. I'd like to get him a new girl but he's already pretty old. A new bird might get him ill - and she'd outlive him anyway...so he's kinda on his own.
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Mar 7 2008, 08:34 PM
I'm down to just one tetra in my tank. I feel badly for it - because it is all alone. I notice that it doesn't eat as quickly as it used to - because it has no one to compete with it for the food. I could get some new fish - but then I'm afraid the younger fish might be aggressive with the older one.

Tetras are school fish. They need others.
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Radu, I am sorry i missed all those edited posts. I expect you were right on, as usual.

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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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Mar 7 2008, 07:38 PM
Larry
Mar 7 2008, 06:47 PM
No, but he should meet the standards of civil society, don't you think?


You MUST be joking!

jf


Obviously.

Kenny and Larry are certainly entitled to discuss standards but neither has all that much to be proud about when it comes to standards of behavior here.

For two guys that dish it out in buckets you are both pretty sensitive when someone else gives a simple opinion.

And you're both pretty free with telling the world how to behave.

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There is no way margarine used to be purple.

I WANT PROOF.

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I was watching the Sarah Connor Chronicles - and decided I wanted to get a terminator - problem is Carol doesn't think I should get one. I think she thinks that I'd be "interested" in a cut terminator.

I like the idea of having a terminator who could shovel the snow, do laundry, cook meals, shopping, etc - and if you bump into a gang of 10-12 thugs - takes care of that too. Carol doesn't trust them. What do you think?

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Mar 8 2008, 02:44 AM
Radu, I am sorry i missed all those edited posts. I expect you were right on, as usual.

jf

They were highly irrelevant. As usual.
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I'm not telling the world how to behave. I'm telling one little emotionally retarded college kid to stop using people, and stop starting threads asking how many times he should jerk off a day. Sorry if you have a problem with that.

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kluurs
Mar 7 2008, 06:47 PM
I like the idea of having a terminator who could shovel the snow, do laundry, cook meals, shopping, etc - and if you bump into a gang of 10-12 thugs - takes care of that too. Carol doesn't trust them. What do you think?

You forgot one important thing: does this Terminator give back massages?
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Mar 7 2008, 07:48 PM
I'm not telling the world how to behave. I'm telling one little emotionally retarded college kid to stop using people, and stop starting threads asking how many times he should jerk off a day. Sorry if you have a problem with that.


No problem.

I'm just taking advantage of the 1 post in 100 where I get to agree with JF.
The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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Mar 7 2008, 08:47 PM
I was watching the Sarah Connor Chronicles - and decided I wanted to get a terminator - problem is Carol doesn't think I should get one. I think she thinks that I'd be "interested" in a cut terminator.

I like the idea of having a terminator who could shovel the snow, do laundry, cook meals, shopping, etc - and if you bump into a gang of 10-12 thugs - takes care of that too. Carol doesn't trust them. What do you think?

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Holy Crap! Do they come in Swedish Nanny varieties?
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Mar 7 2008, 05:46 PM
There is no way margarine used to be purple. 

I WANT PROOF.

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Only in the US, you say. Although pink is what it says here.
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The key to slowing margarine sales (and protecting the established dairy industries), however, emerged as restricting its color. Margarine naturally appears white or almost white: by forbidding the addition of artificial coloring-agents, legislators found that they could keep margarine off kitchen tables. Bans on coloration became commonplace around the world and endured for almost 100 years. It did not become legal to sell colored margarine in Australia, for example, until the 1960s and it is still illegal to sell margarine with coloring in Quebec, Canada[2].


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In the United States, the color bans, drafted by the butter lobby, began in the dairy states of New York and New Jersey. In several states, the legislature enacted laws to force margarine manufacturers to add pink colorings to make the product look unpalatable, but the Supreme Court struck down New Hampshire's law and overruled these measures. By the start of the 20th century eight out of ten Americans could not buy yellow margarine, and those that could had to pay a hefty tax on it. Bootleg colored margarine became common, and manufacturers began to supply food-coloring capsules so that the consumer could knead the yellow color into margarine before serving it. Nevertheless, the regulations and taxes had a significant effect: the 1902 restrictions on margarine color, for example, cut annual U.S. consumption from 120 million to 48 million pounds (54,000 to 22,000 tons). However, by the end of the 1910s it had become more popular than ever.


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Mar 7 2008, 07:51 PM
Larry
Mar 7 2008, 07:48 PM
I'm not telling the world how to behave. I'm telling one little emotionally retarded college kid to stop using people, and stop starting threads asking how many times he should jerk off a day. Sorry if you have a problem with that.


No problem.

I'm just taking advantage of the 1 post in 100 where I get to agree with JF.

Copper there was another one this week, but I forget what it was.

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Mar 7 2008, 07:47 PM
I was watching the Sarah Connor Chronicles - and decided I wanted to get a terminator - problem is Carol doesn't think I should get one. I think she thinks that I'd be "interested" in a cut terminator.

I like the idea of having a terminator who could shovel the snow, do laundry, cook meals, shopping, etc - and if you bump into a gang of 10-12 thugs - takes care of that too. Carol doesn't trust them. What do you think?

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I'll take my chances. Backrubs desireable, but not necessary.

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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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Larry
Mar 7 2008, 05:11 PM
Did Coca Cola ask anyone how many times a day they should jerk off?

Why do you think they used to call them soda jerks?
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Mar 7 2008, 04:47 PM
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that would be a happy end
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Mar 7 2008, 08:09 PM
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impersonating and framing other with wrong doings


I'm glad you brought this up. It gives me the opportunity to show that you're not interested in that, you're only interested in using that as a tool to hit me over the head with. You're a hypocrite, and I'm about to prove it.

If someone created a sock puppet to try and impersonate me and frame me with wrong doing, would you object in the same manner?

If someone created a sock puppet designed to impersonate *any* other forum member and frame them with wrong doing, would you object in the same manner?

Answer me. But you'd better think very, very hard before you type. I'm about to hand you your ass.

You lied and you attempted to frame another with wrong doing. You committed the sin. You deserve to be hit over the head with the sin you committed.

And, as explicitly stated in the other thread:

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Mar 7 2008, 10:06 PM
Regardless of who the perpetrator is, lying and impersonation with intention to frame another with wrong doing shall be met with my objection.
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As I said Ax, that's *your* interpretation of it, but that doesn't mean your interpretation is correct. It is not. But keep your answers in the thread created for this question.
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