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| I got what America Needs Right Here; by Jimmy Carter (via the Onion) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 11 2008, 09:42 AM (112 Views) | |
| George K | Jan 11 2008, 09:42 AM Post #1 |
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I Got What America Needs Right Here By Jimmy Carter (very strong language warning) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| OperaTenor | Jan 11 2008, 09:48 AM Post #2 |
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Pisa-Carp
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So, I'm trying to picture in my mind, Jimmy Carter actually saying all that stuuf..... Can't do it. Impossible.
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| Frank_W | Jan 11 2008, 09:55 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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If he did, wouldn't that be a wonderful YouTube video? LOL!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| OperaTenor | Jan 11 2008, 09:56 AM Post #4 |
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Pisa-Carp
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There has to be someone out there with the editing and technical skill..... |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 11 2008, 09:59 AM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I'd have to watch it. But don't you wonder if that is not close to what he really thinks? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mark | Jan 11 2008, 10:01 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 11 2008, 10:39 AM Post #7 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Wow. Was Daniel the ghostwriter for the article? |
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| JBryan | Jan 11 2008, 10:40 AM Post #8 |
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I am the grey one
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| OperaTenor | Jan 11 2008, 10:41 AM Post #9 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Are you sure you want to drag that over here? Just askin'.... |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 11 2008, 10:48 AM Post #10 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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'Twas a joke, and I'd be completely happy leaving it there. |
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| OperaTenor | Jan 11 2008, 11:05 AM Post #11 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I kinda figured as much, but with people's sensitivities being what they are right now, I'm in a containment frame of mind. |
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If he did, wouldn't that be a wonderful YouTube video? LOL!


4:33 PM Jul 10