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I got what America Needs Right Here; by Jimmy Carter (via the Onion)
Topic Started: Jan 11 2008, 09:42 AM (112 Views)
George K
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I Got What America Needs Right Here
By Jimmy Carter

(very strong language warning)
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OperaTenor
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So, I'm trying to picture in my mind, Jimmy Carter actually saying all that stuuf.....

Can't do it. Impossible.

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Frank_W
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:lol2: If he did, wouldn't that be a wonderful YouTube video? LOL!
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Frank_W
Jan 11 2008, 09:55 AM
:lol2: If he did, wouldn't that be a wonderful YouTube video? LOL!

There has to be someone out there with the editing and technical skill.....



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I'd have to watch it.

But don't you wonder if that is not close to what he really thinks?
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Wow. Was Daniel the ghostwriter for the article?
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Aqua Letifer
Jan 11 2008, 10:39 AM
Wow. Was Daniel the ghostwriter for the article?

Are you sure you want to drag that over here?

Just askin'....



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Jan 11 2008, 10:41 AM
Aqua Letifer
Jan 11 2008, 10:39 AM
Wow.  Was Daniel the ghostwriter for the article?

Are you sure you want to drag that over here?

Just askin'....

'Twas a joke, and I'd be completely happy leaving it there.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Aqua Letifer
Jan 11 2008, 10:48 AM
OperaTenor
Jan 11 2008, 10:41 AM
Aqua Letifer
Jan 11 2008, 10:39 AM
Wow.  Was Daniel the ghostwriter for the article?

Are you sure you want to drag that over here?

Just askin'....

'Twas a joke, and I'd be completely happy leaving it there.

I kinda figured as much, but with people's sensitivities being what they are right now, I'm in a containment frame of mind.

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