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| Have you ever pwn3d or helped rob a restaurant? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 10 2008, 07:01 PM (179 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Jan 10 2008, 07:01 PM Post #1 |
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Cheers
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| DivaDeb | Jan 10 2008, 07:06 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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oh here...let me put you in touch with the mo-fos who're banged up for robbing us do send them my love grrrrrrrrrr |
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| justme | Jan 10 2008, 07:06 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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well.............. Golden Corral, 1970's, with friends, high, Charlestown, WV, we were hungry, couldn't find our money.......... skipped out the backdoor. More than that I really don't remember |
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| Larry | Jan 10 2008, 07:23 PM Post #4 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I once was out of town, stopped at a Pizza Hut to eat, then discovered that I had forgotten my billfold. I didn't have a dime to my name on me..... ![]() I called the waitress over and told her what I'd discovered, and said "well, it's like this - I don't do dishes, and I don't have any money on me. But if you'll give me the address to this place I'll mail you the money first thing tomorrow." They let me. I owed them less than ten dollars. I sent them 50 bucks. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 11 2008, 01:28 AM Post #5 |
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Cheers
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We called it dine-and-dash. We did it at Perkins in the 80s. And we even had enough in our pockets to pay for our coffee and burger. We just did it because we were 17-year-old boys, and 17-year-old boys do stuff like that. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Frank_W | Jan 11 2008, 05:23 AM Post #6 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Some punks were doing that, when I was washing dishes at a pizzeria. (First job. Ever.) They came dashing through the kitchen. I tripped one and our 400-lb chef held him down, and using his hair for a handle, sat on top of him rubbing his face into the greasy floor until the cops arrived. I was chasing the other one out the backdoor and across this open field of sage brush, snarling that if I caught up to him, he was going to rue the day he'd been born. I didn't catch him, but I guarantee, he probably never pulled that stunt again. Anyway, his buddy ratted him out, so they caught him anyway.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| JBryan | Jan 11 2008, 05:25 AM Post #7 |
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I am the grey one
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We called it eat-it-and-beat-it. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| QuirtEvans | Jan 11 2008, 05:28 AM Post #8 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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I think I'd better check whether the statute of limitations has expired yet.
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| CTPianotech | Jan 11 2008, 05:29 AM Post #9 |
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Fulla-Carp
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for some reason that phrase reminds me of this movie: ![]() And, no I never have. (pwnd or robbed a restaurant that is) |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 11 2008, 05:31 AM Post #10 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I thought we were talking about getting food at a restaurant and then not paying for it? ![]() Anyways, I've done about a handful of dine-n-dashes in my day. Often times it was at restaurants I used to work at. See, the problem is that most people go in with a cooperative spirit, and all leave at the same time. That's conspicuous and stupid. I'd always jump the gun and leave by myself first. Half the time nobody even looks at you when you casually exit from the front door. He's obviously getting his coat or something. |
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| JBryan | Jan 11 2008, 05:34 AM Post #11 |
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I am the grey one
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What do you think eat-it-and-beat-it means? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Jack Frost | Jan 11 2008, 05:35 AM Post #12 |
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Bull-Carp
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How odd?! Nope, never occured to me not to pay. jf, aka goody-two-shoes |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 11 2008, 05:35 AM Post #13 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I'm afraid to answer that. |
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| JBryan | Jan 11 2008, 05:37 AM Post #14 |
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I am the grey one
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Interesting you would make that connection... |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 11 2008, 05:37 AM Post #15 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Eh, it's Friday. |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 11 2008, 05:37 AM Post #16 |
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Cheers
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Yeah, but then the other guy could be left holding his jock. Thats not eat-it-and-beat-it, thats "eat-your-food, and screw-the-other dude" |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| CTPianotech | Jan 11 2008, 05:38 AM Post #17 |
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Fulla-Carp
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He wasn't the only one to make it!! :lol: (of course if you hadn't seen the movie.. ) |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 11 2008, 05:39 AM Post #18 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Yes, you're changing the parameters of the game somewhat, but that's when it's fun! It's like musical chairs in reverse! Gotta play to win, man.
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| LWpianistin | Jan 11 2008, 05:43 AM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Monday night my brother, dad and I walked out of the pub. Halfway home (not very far from the pub) my dad realized he hadn't paid. Being the honest person he is, he went back. When I worked in a deli, I used to eat more than we were allowed, so I guess I did rob them on daily basis. |
| And how are you today? | |
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| apple | Jan 11 2008, 07:20 AM Post #20 |
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one of the angels
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i was managing a restaurant in about '87. It had a bar, full menu, catered to the young and chic and got a license to open for 24 hours. Anyway, it was about 4.45 AM and I was at the hostess desk, reconciling machine tapes with deposit totals and 3 guys charged in the door wearing gorilla masks.. i was soooo tired. calm, resigned to dying and fully aware of the grave danger. I turned on the hostess microphone so the cook in the back could hear me. THey were brandishing guns and demanding that i take them to the safe. My cook came out and and said mothaF*** dudes.. watcha doin? Get on out a here.. get on out! go on! and he bodily pushed them the front door and locked it. i about died. I couldn't believe it.. he was so cool. |
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