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Daniel, what do you think about vaginas?
Topic Started: Jan 10 2008, 11:12 AM (2,153 Views)
Larry
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What I'd like to know is, how did you get him to flip off the camera?


He's only a month old in the picture, so he has no fine motor skills whatsoever. Most of the time he has one or two fingers sticking up... it was just a funny coincidence.

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Larry
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Here he is flipping off with the other hand....
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Ambidextrous, he is....

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Larry
Jan 11 2008, 10:02 AM
What - for posting a picture of my grandson?

Sorry, misinterpreted reason for posting picture. Cute grandson!
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pianojerome
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Daniel
Jan 11 2008, 09:26 AM
And yes, Larry talks about Jack's wife all the time. I did not hear all the disgusted outrage then. I wonder why.

FWIW, I did send Larry a PM recently when he dedicated a whole post to insulting Jack's wife (Kathy, but it wasn't directed at Kathy. It was directed at Jack.)

The blessing and curse of PMs -- nobody knows what anybody is writing in them (except the sender and receiver).
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big al
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I posted the entire column that this is extracted from elsewhere, but I thought these sentiments belonged in this thread.

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There's nothing Americans enjoy more than being shocked and appalled. Thanks to our Puritan roots, every national outrage takes on a sensual dimension before running its course.

If some folks weren't constantly luxuriating in the bosom of real and imagined insults, their otherwise boring existences would be harder to validate.

Like a throbbing tooth teased by a probing tongue, life is more vivid when lived in anticipation of aches caused by intentional and inadvertent insults. The pain is exquisite.

Maybe we should adopt a national motto with a more Cartesian and masochistic feel to it: "I'm offended, therefore I am."

Source here: Kelly Tilghman hits one into the rough


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Jolly
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pianojerome
Jan 11 2008, 12:38 PM
Daniel
Jan 11 2008, 09:26 AM
And yes, Larry talks about Jack's wife all the time.  I did not hear all the disgusted outrage then.  I wonder why.

FWIW, I did send Larry a PM recently when he dedicated a whole post to insulting Jack's wife (Kathy, but it wasn't directed at Kathy. It was directed at Jack.)

The blessing and curse of PMs -- nobody knows what anybody is writing in them (except the sender and receiver).

Ah, but that history goes back a long way. Larry felt Kathy insulted his mother, and if one knows anything about gentlemen south of the Mason-Dixon, you can have hot monkey sex with their significant other, or wreck their new truck, or even spit on their front porch, but...don't ever, never insult Mama.

Real, or unintentional....
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Okay, Jolly, I can't let this one lie. You must be confusing who insulted whose mother.

I never, ever insulted Larry's mother. You're referring to a thread he started about some honor his mother supposedly received. The thread is still there - at least my posts are. It's true, I chided Larry in that thread. I asked him if his mother was proud of him. And I told him I 'd love to be able to talk to his mother about him, and asked him if he'd share her address with me. That is the extent of what I said about Larry's mother.

Larry on the other hand once made a remark about my mother being a whore (something along the lines of, "is your mother still ten bucks?") in a thread that had nothing to do with anyone's mother - purely intended simply as a cruel, foul insult. This was just a couple of months after I had announced her death.
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TomK
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Ok boys and girls. Let's let it die.

We can all have a pappy time arguing about everything under the sun. there's plenty of politicians we can spread lies and slander about (as if they don't all deserve it.)

Why hack apart each other? This is it. There's no new people coming in to the Forums--a few leaving occasionally--we are all--and you gotta know if we aren't good to one another here on earth God's going to put us in al room together--forever.

None of us want that. forgive and forget. :smile:
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apple
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Frank_W
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Mea culpa. How many "Hail Larry's" must I say as penance? :angel: :fallenhalo:
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TomK
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apple
Jan 11 2008, 09:14 PM
thank you Father Tom

Hey sweetie.

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Larry
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kathyk
Jan 11 2008, 07:52 PM
Okay, Jolly, I can't let this one lie. You must be confusing who insulted whose mother.

I never, ever insulted Larry's mother. You're referring to a thread he started about some honor his mother supposedly received. The thread is still there - at least my posts are. It's true, I chided Larry in that thread. I asked him if his mother was proud of him. And I told him I 'd love to be able to talk to his mother about him, and asked him if he'd share her address with me. That is the extent of what I said about Larry's mother.

Larry on the other hand once made a remark about my mother being a whore (something along the lines of, "is your mother still ten bucks?") in a thread that had nothing to do with anyone's mother - purely intended simply as a cruel, foul insult. This was just a couple of months after I had announced her death.

You're really good with that selective memory, sister. You and Pique both team tagged me, and yes, you trashed my mother unmercifully over several threads. And yes, after taking all the sh!t off of you I was going to take, I threw it back at you with the "is your mother still ten bucks" remark. So yes, I said that. But by the time I said it you and Pique had both shown your asses to the point that you had it coming.

Now on to other things - over the years since then I have offered you an olive branch no less than 3 times, apologizing, and asking for the same out of you. Do you know what I got for my trouble, Kathy?

Your husband informed me all three times that you just aren't one to apologize.

So stuff that one up your rear end and bite down hard.

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Frank_W
Jan 11 2008, 05:17 PM
Mea culpa. How many "Hail Larry's" must I say as penance?  :angel:  :fallenhalo:

Wouldn't that be "Sieg Heils!"? There - I invoked Godwin's law. This thread is now officially closed.
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Larry
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Sure - wish it away rather than face what I just wrote.

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Hardly. I never insulted your mother. I'm not in the habit of dissing the elderly. Here's the thread if you'd like to revisit it.Larry is so proud of his mother thread

Pique challenged you on the veracity of your story. If that is insulting your mother - well, so be it, but that was Pique, not me.

I jumped on the band wagon (in a rather inane way, I must admit) to taunt you - you, not your mother. I had decided that night that I was going to quit the forum because I was so sick and disgusted of the vitriole, and I thought I'd have fun just letting loose with you. I decided to let er rip and just egg you on like I'd never done before. In retrospect, it was not such a great idea - at least it wasn't very artful. But, insulting your mother - that is one giant load of bull @hit. It's all there. I didn't delete or edit any of my posts like you did. Show me one thing that I said that could be taken as an insult to your mother. Jolly, that's a challenge to you too, since this is about the third time you've posted that I insulted Larry's mother.

You, on the other hand, posted this:

The mother of insults

Your grandson is awfully cute, BTW. It makes me sad to see you using his image here the way you have.
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apple
Jan 11 2008, 08:27 PM
hay

Hay sweetie sister!

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Larry's condolences on the death of kathy's mother...


"Then I apologize for the crack about your mother. I'm sorry to hear of your loss.

But I still wouldn't **** down your neck if your guts were on fire. You're an evil woman."


And some of you wonder why I don't like him?

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kathyk
Jan 11 2008, 09:47 PM
Here's the thread if you'd like to revisit it.Larry is so proud of his mother thread

Pique challenged you on the veracity of your story.

Lets get some context since Larry and Jolly falsy accuse....

Larry is a great story teller and spun this wonderfil yarn about his mother getting an award from the governor..typical stuff for Larry, designed to get lots of warm responses.

Pique, reporter and author, took the trouble to do the research to prove that Larry made the whole thing up.

What a shock?

So kathy piles on just a bit but takes the brunt of the response...the point of which was to divert attention from the fact that someone actually called Larry on one of his fictions.

Follow the link.

But don't think for a second that the emnity that I or others have for Larry started with his mistreatment of Daniel. He has a long history of being a bully and making up well told stories about his past.

And the odd thing is, that through all of this, most of you the other posters bought his spin.



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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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Larry
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Lets get some context since Larry and Jolly falsy accuse....

Larry is a great story teller and spun this wonderfil yarn about his mother getting an award from the governor..typical stuff for Larry, designed to get lots of warm responses.

Pique, reporter and author, took the trouble to do the research to prove that Larry made the whole thing up.

What a shock?


I'm on the phone you sorry son of a bitch, but I'll be back to correct this lie. Pique didn't "research sh!t - and my mother *did* win that award.

I'll be back to deal with you later.

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Larry
Jan 11 2008, 10:23 PM
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Lets get some context since Larry and Jolly falsy accuse....

Larry is a great story teller and spun this wonderfil yarn about his mother getting an award from the governor..typical stuff for Larry, designed to get lots of warm responses.

Pique, reporter and author, took the trouble to do the research to prove that Larry made the whole thing up.

What a shock?


I'm on the phone you sorry son of a bitch, but I'll be back to correct this lie. Pique didn't "research sh!t - and my mother *did* win that award.

I'll be back to deal with you later.

Looking forward to the truth, as always. You missed the point. It was Pique who did the research. If she was wrong then kathy was wrong to pile on. Pretty simple. easy mistake to make.

And I remain ready to be corrected. Unlike you, I DO make mistakes.

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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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Larry
Jan 11 2008, 10:23 PM


I'll be back to deal with you later.

Shiver me timbers...how am I going to sleep???

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