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| Totally not politically correct....; don't open if you might be offended | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 4 2008, 11:49 AM Post #101 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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The Jews get their humor from thousands of years of alienation. The Brits get their humor from being British. |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 4 2008, 11:56 AM Post #102 |
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Britain. You would cry too if it happened to you.
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| justme | Jan 4 2008, 12:17 PM Post #103 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 4 2008, 12:44 PM Post #104 |
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It's a very amusing photograph of a baby crying. Well, it probably wasn't very amusing for the baby, but it sums up how it feels to be English. And they say a picture's worth a thousand words - bollocks, I say. That one was only worth 28. Of course, they were The Words of D'Oh, which have a higher value than those of mere mortals, so maybe 29. Not including this second paragraph, obviously, which would have increased the amount to probably about 70 - I'm too lazy to count. Can someone else count them please? I'm too important. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| justme | Jan 4 2008, 12:51 PM Post #105 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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well, I know that! |
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 4 2008, 02:50 PM Post #106 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Having lived in these dismal areas of the world, I find it laughable - very laughable - that my American friends complain about ONE day of rain and gray skies. HA! That's nothing.... As for British cuisine - I had a very nice dinner of venison sausages, mustard seed mashed potatoes, and mixed veg with a pint of Shropshire stout to wash it down. Very hearty fare, fit to go along with the crap weather we've had to endure. |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 4 2008, 04:22 PM Post #107 |
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The only reason American food tastes good is because they're comparing it to the beer. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| JBryan | Jan 4 2008, 05:32 PM Post #108 |
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I am the grey one
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As for British cuisine you have to actually consume copious quantities of the beer which is fortunately quite good. I detect a correlation here but I have consumed too much Laphraoig to figure it out. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 4 2008, 05:45 PM Post #109 |
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Deep fried Mars bar tastes pretty good after a few of those. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| David Burton | Jan 4 2008, 11:13 PM Post #110 |
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Senior Carp
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ROFL! Thanks Kathy, that made my day. |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 4 2008, 11:15 PM Post #111 |
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Cheers
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Humor. That's why they call it politically incorrect, though, because its going to offend some people. I did warn everyone with the thread title. |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 4 2008, 11:17 PM Post #112 |
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Good catch! (that'll teach me not to make up words) |
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| David Burton | Jan 4 2008, 11:27 PM Post #113 |
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OK so what three things prove Jesus was Jewish? 1. He lived at home til he was 30 years old. 2. He thought his mother was a virgin. 3. She thought he was God. Are we “square” now? |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 4 2008, 11:53 PM Post #114 |
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I heard: 1) He lived at home until he was 33 2) He went into his father's business 3) He thought his mother was a virgin, and she thought he was god. (by the way, there's also '3 reasons he was from California', and '3 reasons he was puerto rican, etc.) |
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| bachophile | Jan 5 2008, 12:05 AM Post #115 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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and i always thought jesus was puerto rican. his name was jesus, after all. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 5 2008, 12:20 AM Post #116 |
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That's actually one of the 3 |
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| David Burton | Jan 5 2008, 01:21 AM Post #117 |
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I'd like to hear them, especially the he was from California one. |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 5 2008, 01:24 AM Post #118 |
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Cheers
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3 reasons you know Jesus was from California: 1) He had long hair 2) He never wore shoes 3) He started his own religion
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| bachophile | Jan 5 2008, 01:25 AM Post #119 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was for a drink. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother didn't know who his real father was. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He took wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trade. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He had no permanent address. 3. Nobody would hire him. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS FROM CALIFORNIA: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He invented a new religion. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Axtremus | Jan 6 2008, 01:01 PM Post #120 |
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Had I understand them, I wouldn't be asking those questions. If they have no reference in the DSM, do they have common usage elsewhere that you can point me to? Thanks.
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| TomK | Jan 6 2008, 01:04 PM Post #121 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I always though he was PR because he said he would come again like a thief in the night. |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 6 2008, 01:33 PM Post #122 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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They all have common usage, and are found in standard English language dictionaries: emotionally In an emotional manner; with reference to the emotions. truncated Shortened or diminished; cut off; maimed; mutilated. relationally Of or belonging to human relationship; Of, belonging to, or characterized by relation in general. impaired Rendered worse; injured in amount, quality, or value; deteriorated, weakened, damaged. |
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| QuirtEvans | Jan 6 2008, 01:42 PM Post #123 |
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It's just a guess, but I'm thinking that Ax understands each of those words individually ... it's just in conjunction that they don't seem to make much sense. Of course, the entire field of psychology is little more than a century old, so I'm sure that profession has been waiting with bated breath for an architect to invent some useful new psychological terminology.
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 6 2008, 01:43 PM Post #124 |
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'Emotionally truncated' - I didn't get the joke. 'Relationally impaired' - my relatives didn't get the joke either. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 6 2008, 01:45 PM Post #125 |
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THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS FROM BROOKLYN: 1) When the three wise men approached him, he said "THE FCUK YOU LOOKIN' AT!" 2) When Pontius Pilate asked him to repent, he said "FUHGEDDABOUDIT! REPENT THIS, PUNK!" 3) At the last supper, he said: "WHICH ONE OF YOUS RATTED ME OUT?" |
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You are mixing Greek and Latin. It would be theophilic if anything.

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