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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 28 2007, 03:00 AM (2,168 Views) | |
| ivorythumper | Dec 29 2007, 02:01 PM Post #76 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Send me your bank account tracking number -- I'll be sure to take care of you.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 29 2007, 02:02 PM Post #77 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Um.... Yeah.... I'll get right on it, dude.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| TomK | Dec 29 2007, 02:11 PM Post #78 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Don't try humor, Quirt. As a friend--I'm just begging you--stay the way you are. Little bit legalese, little bit paranoid--all fine. Humor--a bad career choice for you. :lol: (That was a joke--right? )
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| QuirtEvans | Dec 29 2007, 02:41 PM Post #79 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean that Larry and Jolly aren't out to get you.
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| TomK | Dec 29 2007, 02:51 PM Post #80 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Now that's funny! :lol: |
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| Copper | Dec 29 2007, 03:13 PM Post #81 |
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Shortstop
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Now, what if she did bite you? All we would hear about for the next week is how mean she is because she bit you? As far as I'm concerned, I say if she does bite you I think you should just take it like a man. Don't complain, don't bite back, just watch the teeth sink in and let it happen. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 29 2007, 04:48 PM Post #82 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Okay... Kathy? Larry? You both are up to date on your rabies vaccinations, right? Cool... Okay. Let the biting henceforth commence!! (Just lemme' get outta' the way, first!)
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Larry | Dec 29 2007, 05:06 PM Post #83 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I wouldn't bite her with *your* teeth.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 29 2007, 05:18 PM Post #84 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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My TOOTH. My TOOTH.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| TomK | Dec 29 2007, 05:22 PM Post #85 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I would love to photograph kathy. No. Rather--Jack--take a couple of days, a little wine, (her, NOT YOU! :lol: ) take some pictures. She's beautiful, brilliant, (forgive me) and a bitch from hell when she's mad. You can't ask for more than that in a woman. Jack, you should just snap her up a bit. And please, as a favor--send me one or two of the more chaste ones--just so I can admire your skill at photography, of course! Tom |
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| Larry | Dec 29 2007, 05:24 PM Post #86 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I've got pictures..... wanna see 'em?..........
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| TomK | Dec 29 2007, 05:34 PM Post #87 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Be nice Larry! |
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| Larry | Dec 29 2007, 05:38 PM Post #88 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Okey dokey. But get that other woman to a lawyer....... ![]() |
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| Jack Frost | Dec 29 2007, 07:50 PM Post #89 |
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Bull-Carp
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Don't see it. I guess things got kind of busy at the flea market. jf |
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| pianojerome | Dec 29 2007, 09:54 PM Post #90 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Susie brings home her new boyfriend, a poor rabbinic student, to meet her parents. Her father is very upset and demands to speak with the boyfriend in private. "You want to marry my daughter, do you?" he asks. "Yes, sir," replies the boyfriend. "Well tell me: how are you going to pay the bills? You're just a poor rabbinic student." "I'll pray, and God will provide." "Well tell me: how are you going to put food on the table, if you don't have any money?" "I'll pray, and God will provide." "Well tell me: how will you raise a family if you spend all of your time studying in the Yeshiva?" "I'll pray, and God will provide." A few hours later, the boyfriend and daughter go out for some pork chops and booze, and the mother asks the father what they talked about. "Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is they are going to be very poor. The good news is he thinks I'm God." |
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| Larry | Dec 29 2007, 10:43 PM Post #91 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Actually Jack, I had decided to take everyone's advice and just drop it. I had a dinner date with a lovely young lady tonight anyway, which to be honest was far more enjoyable than sitting here typing on the computer. I see you didn't have anything else to do though. I'm back from my evening out now, so if you *REALLY* want me to do it, I will. But so you won't spend the next two days in front of your computer hitting the refresh button to see if I've done it so you can rush in and make excuses and tear it down, let me give you my itinerary. It's 1:30am, and I just got home from a wonderful evening out. I'm going to get a little sleep, and then in the morning I'm going to take my time enjoying the morning, maybe post a little, and then I'm going to go spend the day visiting my daughter and playing with my new grandson. Sometime tomorrow afternoon late I'm heading back home. Once I get home, I have an evening of relaxation planned with a few friends at my house. Depending on what time that breaks up, I might have time to oblige you before I retire for the night. Since you don't have anything better to do than sit around watching to see what I'm going to do Jack, I wanted to be considerate of your time and give you this information so you can amuse yourself with something else while I'm busy - maybe..... a life? |
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| Daniel | Dec 30 2007, 01:20 AM Post #92 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: |
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| QuirtEvans | Dec 30 2007, 03:44 AM Post #93 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Pork chops? |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Jack Frost | Dec 30 2007, 04:40 AM Post #94 |
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Bull-Carp
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I see signs of intelligence after all. Whew! As to getting a life, Larry, I couldn't be happier. A lovely and smart wife, three very successful kids and a bunch of well-loved animals. A camp on the lake and every few years a vacation farther from home. Skiing all winter. And despite the late start, a retirement nest egg that will suffice and then some by age 65. I have a great and wonderful life! jf |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 30 2007, 05:02 AM Post #95 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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The TOOTH? You want the TOOTH??? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!! |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Daniel | Dec 30 2007, 05:23 AM Post #96 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 30 2007, 05:30 AM Post #97 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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To the original question:
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Daniel | Dec 30 2007, 06:53 AM Post #98 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The sad part is that you believe it. |
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| Larry | Dec 30 2007, 07:13 AM Post #99 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Shut up and go clean up the kitchen or something, Daniel. Be the good housewife you are and leave the thinking to those who can. |
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| Larry | Dec 30 2007, 09:46 AM Post #100 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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In other words, you *were* hanging around waiting to post your apologetics, and you weren't interested in a discussion of the facts, but in stopping the facts from being discussed. Thanks for the admission. |
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