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| How do you know which woman to go for? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 27 2007, 09:03 PM (1,756 Views) | |
| Aqua Letifer | Dec 31 2007, 11:20 AM Post #101 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I have an anatomy textbook that helps me out sometimes. |
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| sue | Dec 31 2007, 11:29 AM Post #102 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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See, it's cases like this where I don't see e-books being all that popular.
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| Frank_W | Dec 31 2007, 12:12 PM Post #103 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Braille, or "Scratch-n-Sniff," on the other hand...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 31 2007, 12:26 PM Post #104 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Because we know what you're doing with the first hand.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 31 2007, 12:27 PM Post #105 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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TURNING PAGES!!! LOL!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 31 2007, 12:28 PM Post #106 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Touch-and-feel books are great!
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| CTPianotech | Dec 31 2007, 12:33 PM Post #107 |
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Fulla-Carp
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And sound effects!! Don't forget the sound effects! [/gettingcarriedaway] |
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| Frank_W | Dec 31 2007, 12:35 PM Post #108 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Me too! Me too!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| CrashTest | Dec 31 2007, 01:38 PM Post #109 |
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Pisa-Carp
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For a long time I was looking for a word to describe myself, and what happened with the last woman. I first thought of inexperienced, but then Daniel summed it up nicely - doofus.
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| Daniel | Jan 1 2008, 01:24 AM Post #110 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Happy New Year, Crash. |
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| Larry | Jan 1 2008, 01:27 AM Post #111 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Daniel certainly should have a very good understanding of just what constitutes a doofus, that's for sure. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Daniel | Jan 1 2008, 01:41 AM Post #112 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Larry, maybe your New Year's resolution can be to get help for your anti-social personality disorder. Your hated and harassment of me is well beyond the bounds of rational. There's that whole "I never did anything wrong" at WTF debacle. There's teaching your newborn grandson to hate. You're sick, Larry. Get help. |
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| Larry | Jan 1 2008, 01:46 AM Post #113 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Daniel, if you didn't insist on continuing to be a stubborn ignoramus pushing your stupidity onto the rest of us, I'd probably leave you alone. But you do, so I just pop your little head once in awhile so you'll have to suffer the same as the rest of us. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Daniel | Jan 1 2008, 01:47 AM Post #114 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Exactly. You rationalize your vile behavior. You're a sociopath. Get help. |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 1 2008, 01:49 AM Post #115 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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And it begins.
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| And how are you today? | |
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| Larry | Jan 1 2008, 01:51 AM Post #116 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Here are two very good examples of just how stunningly DUMB you are, Daniel. As for the WTF "debacle", you don't have a clue what went on there. But the last one shows how dumb you are. My grandson is only a month old. The only thing he can do right now is eat, sh!t, cry, and sleep. I didn't "teach" him a damned thing, Daniel. Little infants commonly miss curling all their fingers up, and it's not uncommon for the one they don't get curled up to be their middle one. Or any other finger, or two. He has no fine motor control yet, Daniel. He's a newborn infant. It was simply a humorous coincidence that he was giving the finger, Daniel. Now Daniel, every single person on this forum has enough sense to understand that without even thinking about it. You on the other hand, did not. You are a moron, Daniel. That's not a personal attack, that's an observation. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Daniel | Jan 1 2008, 01:54 AM Post #117 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No. Be honest. Larry started it. Those of you who don't like it can tell Larry to quit stalking me on this board. His behavior is outrageous. There is no other forum where this would be allowed. |
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| Daniel | Jan 1 2008, 01:55 AM Post #118 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, thanks for the finger from your one month old grandson. You are such a class act. |
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| Larry | Jan 1 2008, 01:58 AM Post #119 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Daniel, you are such an irritant, such an utter moron, and such a miserable little asshole that I frankly don't give a flying f*ck *what* you think of me. |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 1 2008, 02:00 AM Post #120 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yes, he did, but you COULD end it...if you wanted to. It's really not that hard to ignore someone. |
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| Daniel | Jan 1 2008, 02:05 AM Post #121 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No. It is not easy to ignore it. He has not stalked you for a year and a half. None of you knows that it would be easy to ignore him. But I will stop answering him tonight, LW. He is really pathetic and he really isn't worth my time, anyway. Happy New Year, LW! ![]() |
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| Larry | Jan 1 2008, 02:08 AM Post #122 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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You can't ignore me, Daniel. You'll continue to post ignorance, and I'll continue to pop your little pea brain every time you do. And you'll attack me for it. |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 1 2008, 02:09 AM Post #123 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, actually, I ignored Crash for a long time. Guess what I did? I didn't read his posts. But, ok. Have a good night, Daniel!
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| CrashTest | Jan 1 2008, 03:06 AM Post #124 |
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Pisa-Carp
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LW - but you are back to reading crashtest. You could not resist. All that time away taught you how much crashtest made a difference in your life. Now you want me back. |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 1 2008, 03:14 AM Post #125 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Haha. Well...I couldn't ignore you forever.
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See, it's cases like this where I don't see e-books being all that popular.

Me too! Me too! 



12:14 AM Jul 11