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How do you know which woman to go for?
Topic Started: Dec 27 2007, 09:03 PM (1,758 Views)
Daniel
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LW, :P ^_^

He's going to love it when he comes back and finds we've been talking about him. :whome:

I mean seriously. :hat:

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LWpianistin
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:lol:
And how are you today?
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QuirtEvans
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LWpianistin
Dec 30 2007, 10:55 AM
Larry
Dec 30 2007, 11:43 AM


And here's a little "trade secret", Quirt... do you know what happens when you just go out and have a good time and don't try to get in a woman's pants?.... they want to get in *your's*......... :D ;)

:lol:

It's true.

Here's a question: What do men think of women who proposition them first?

Just like with women, it depends.

It depends on who is doing the propositioning, and how.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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ivorythumper
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Crash buddy -- don't listen to your detractors.

Here's the deal: you have three women, two of them are interested in you and you want to figure out which to go for.

Go for the one who is not interested in you. The other two will practically throw themselves at you -- especially if the third is not as pretty.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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sue
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ivorythumper
Dec 30 2007, 10:51 AM
Go for the one who is not interested in you. The other two will practically throw themselves at you -- especially if the third is not as pretty.

Oh sure. And then they will slice and dice you, and roast you over the coals. Oh, your ears will be burning.
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CrashTest
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I got a call from the one I liked today - we are going out again, this time without the friend - just me and her. (Yesterday was supposed to be 3 women, but one of them had gone out with a different group of friends, so it was just 2)

All I did yesterday was keep my eyes open and see the one who gave me the most attention and seemed most interested - but I still treated both women almost equally in terms of attention, but giving this one a bit more at times to differentiate.

I was very casual, and treated them as friends just hanging out - which I think works out well. I did not even hit on any, as I don't like doing that directly.

I think in this thread Daniel and IT speak more sense.

LW is a bit too stressed out, probably lack of 8========D

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CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 06:00 PM


All I did yesterday was keep my eyes open and see the one who gave me the most attention.....

:doh:
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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QuirtEvans
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justme
Dec 30 2007, 06:01 PM
CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 06:00 PM


All I did yesterday was keep my eyes open and see the one who gave me the most attention.....

:doh:

Right. Because who cares about intelligence, wit, sense of humor, looks, attitude, niceness, or any of that? All we care about is which one gives us the most attention. Because it's all about getting the most attention.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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CrashTest
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You are misunderstanding me - if a woman is not interested, you likely will not see her intelligence or wit because she will not care to share it - but if she gives you "attention", then you will see those things.

I believe you are all in a hurry to criticize, but this medium (The forum) does not properly dictate the realities of one's situation.
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Mikhailoh
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Crash, sounds to me like you are doing very well here. Good job. Sometime he who does the least does the best thing he can.
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Yeah, good job, Crash. You are my hero.
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Mikhailoh
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Cynical Frank.... :lol:

(He says he's from Tennessee, but I suspect Missouri!)
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:sombrero:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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LWpianistin
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CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 06:00 PM


LW is a bit too stressed out, probably lack of 8========D

Ummm...noooo. That's not an issue. I'm good in that department, thanks. I guess.

And how are you today?
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ivorythumper
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LWpianistin
Dec 30 2007, 07:41 PM
CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 06:00 PM


          LW is a bit too stressed out, probably lack of 8========D

Ummm...noooo. That's not an issue. I'm good in that department, thanks. I guess.

Don't worry, LW, he's bragging with the equal signs.
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LWpianistin
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:lol:

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Optimistic
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Crash is Brazilian, so shouldn't he not. . .

or is that just the girls who. . .

oh, nevermind. :leaving:
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"Wait. How much is a brazilian?" :sombrero:

Reminds me of a joke: Bush and Cheney were at a comfortable little pub, incognito, and they had a bet going, so Bush goes up to a plain lookin' fella and says, "Hey, we're going to blow the sh!t outta' about a million Muslims and one blond with big hooters!"

The guy looks shocked and exclaims, "Why d'ya' wanna' kill a blond with big hooters, for?!"

Bush smacks Cheney in the arm and says, "You owe me fifty bucks. I toldya' no one would care about killing a million Muslims!"

:D
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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QuirtEvans
Dec 30 2007, 06:02 PM
justme
Dec 30 2007, 06:01 PM
CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 06:00 PM


All I did yesterday was keep my eyes open and see the one who gave me the most attention.....

:doh:

Right. Because who cares about intelligence, wit, sense of humor, looks, attitude, niceness, or any of that? All we care about is which one gives us the most attention. Because it's all about getting the most attention.

Yes - all done with a near pathological compulsion to over analyze every little detail with all the obsessiveness of a stalker.

Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Phlebas
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Frank_W
Dec 30 2007, 06:53 PM
"Wait. How much is a brazilian?" :sombrero:

Reminds me of a joke: Bush and Cheney were at a comfortable little pub, incognito, and they had a bet going, so Bush goes up to a plain lookin' fella and says, "Hey, we're going to blow the sh!t outta' about a million Muslims and one blond with big hooters!"

The guy looks shocked and exclaims, "Why d'ya' wanna' kill a blond with big hooters, for?!"

Bush smacks Cheney in the arm and says, "You owe me fifty bucks. I toldya' no one would care about killing a million Muslims!"

:D

:lol:

I heard the same joke, but it involved Hitler, and a bald Argentinian. Guess what? I never retold the joke.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

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Frank_W
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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QuirtEvans
Dec 30 2007, 07:35 AM

But I do think that the overall tenor (my apologies, OT) of his posts....

You were just checking to see if I read these insipid threads, weren't you? ;)

As for this one, like all of the Crash threads:

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sue
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Dec 30 2007, 03:00 PM
              I think in this thread Daniel and IT speak more sense.


uh huh. So what you're saying is that you are (surprise, surprise) ignoring what the women are telling you. Big mistake, bud. We know us.
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Daniel
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sue
Dec 31 2007, 10:54 AM
CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 03:00 PM
              I think in this thread Daniel and IT speak more sense.


uh huh. So what you're saying is that you are (surprise, surprise) ignoring what the women are telling you. Big mistake, bud. We know us.

Maybe you better listen to them, Crash. :)
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sue
Dec 31 2007, 11:54 AM
CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 03:00 PM
              I think in this thread Daniel and IT speak more sense.


uh huh. So what you're saying is that you are (surprise, surprise) ignoring what the women are telling you. Big mistake, bud. We know us.

I know women, not woman. :lol:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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