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| How do you know which woman to go for? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 27 2007, 09:03 PM (1,760 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Dec 29 2007, 03:53 AM Post #26 |
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MAMIL
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Sit them all down together in a room and ask them all how often they like to have sex. Once they tell you, you can advise the one who likes to do it like a bunny that she's won the big prize. |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 29 2007, 03:57 AM Post #27 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: Seriously...girls talk. They'll talk, and it won't be a good outcome for you. |
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| Klaus | Dec 29 2007, 04:25 AM Post #28 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That's all there is to say about this thread. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 29 2007, 04:34 AM Post #29 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Any one watched Three's Company? [size=23] + 1[/size]CrashTest can try to pull off Four's Company.
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| Larry | Dec 29 2007, 04:59 AM Post #30 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Any guy who thinks he can date 3 girls who live together and then pick one of them is either not being serious or is so glaringly dumb that he has no business being around girls in the first place. |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 29 2007, 06:15 AM Post #31 |
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Or us. |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 29 2007, 10:17 AM Post #32 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I didn't think about that. Ok, Crash. My two roommates have dated the same guy (not at the same time), and his flirting with "Anne" (after they haven't dated for a year) almost tore his relationship with "Ethel" up. Who would have lost in that??? That's right..."Greg". He realized he loved Ethel and apologized, but I REALLY don't recommend it. Terrible plan. |
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| CrashTest | Dec 29 2007, 11:11 AM Post #33 |
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Ok, what if it is down to just 2 girls going out, and my brother is coming along? Then it is a bit easier eh? |
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| justme | Dec 29 2007, 11:22 AM Post #34 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| justme | Dec 29 2007, 11:23 AM Post #35 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Seriously, Crash, just relax. Go out and have fun. The romance will happen at it's own pace. You can't control it. It just happens. |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 29 2007, 12:03 PM Post #36 |
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MAMIL
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Alternatively, if you want to speed things along a bit, try dropping your pants and shouting 'sausage time!' and see what happens. If they're the right kind of girls (i.e. prostitutes) you never know you might get lucky. Of course, it's possible you'll be arrested and detained over night in a holding tank, but you'll get sex either way. |
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| Axtremus | Dec 29 2007, 01:09 PM Post #37 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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May be it's not the romance that he's after. May be he's in it for the learning experience.
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| justme | Dec 29 2007, 01:23 PM Post #38 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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yep, you never know! Maybe he'll realize that a little romance helps :lol: |
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| CrashTest | Dec 30 2007, 12:12 AM Post #39 |
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I went out today with the 2 women - and it was great . I got to see the tremendous difference between these women and my last girlfriend. They are classy, respectable, and truly good women - they did not even let me pay for anything. Even if nothing happens, I got a glimpse at higher quality women. I learned through experience, and I love it. |
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| Daniel | Dec 30 2007, 12:14 AM Post #40 |
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So you didn't get any. I see. :lol: |
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| CrashTest | Dec 30 2007, 12:55 AM Post #41 |
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Not yet - but it was nice, the woman was interested - just will take a little longer to get any I think. |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 30 2007, 05:10 AM Post #42 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Yep. Just go with the flow, or in Crash's case, the rip tide. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 30 2007, 05:12 AM Post #43 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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This is good news. Now just relkax, let the world unfold. Before you know it they will decide which one, if any, gets you. Once that happens, make absolutely sure to stay away from the other two in any circumstance other than what the one you are dating initiates. If she gets the slightest hint, intended or not, that you might like one of them - or worse yet like them more - you are yesterday's roadkill for all three of them. 4 ever. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Dec 30 2007, 05:57 AM Post #44 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Or he could try this novel idea..... just go out and have a good time and stop trying to get in their pants or to "own" them. |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 30 2007, 06:18 AM Post #45 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Trying to own them is a bigger mistake than trying to get in their pants. You will lose, Crash, at the rate you're going. |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 30 2007, 06:20 AM Post #46 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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LW - where were you all my single years?!? :lol: Oh, yes. Not yet conceived. Dang. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 30 2007, 06:30 AM Post #47 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: If only..... |
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| Daniel | Dec 30 2007, 06:45 AM Post #48 |
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I don't think Crash ever said he wanted to own them. |
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| Larry | Dec 30 2007, 06:49 AM Post #49 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Well, yes he did. But it doesn't surprise me in the least that you missed it. |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 30 2007, 06:51 AM Post #50 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, he always comes across as if he has the choice and can have any of the three he wants, which is the same thing as trying to own them. |
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