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How do you know which woman to go for?
Topic Started: Dec 27 2007, 09:03 PM (1,760 Views)
John D'Oh
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Sit them all down together in a room and ask them all how often they like to have sex. Once they tell you, you can advise the one who likes to do it like a bunny that she's won the big prize.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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LWpianistin
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John D'Oh
Dec 29 2007, 07:53 AM
Sit them all down together in a room and ask them all how often they like to have sex. Once they tell you, you can advise the one who likes to do it like a bunny that she's won the big prize.

:lol:

Seriously...girls talk. They'll talk, and it won't be a good outcome for you.
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George K
Dec 28 2007, 07:13 AM
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Axtremus
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Any one watched Three's Company?

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CrashTest can try to pull off Four's Company. ^_^
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Larry
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CrashTest
Dec 29 2007, 01:06 AM
I would like to ask for sage advice in navigating these seas, how can I smoothly pay attention to one so that my point is clear?

Any guy who thinks he can date 3 girls who live together and then pick one of them is either not being serious or is so glaringly dumb that he has no business being around girls in the first place.

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LWpianistin
Dec 29 2007, 06:57 AM
Seriously...girls talk. They'll talk, and it won't be a good outcome for you.

Or us.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John D'Oh
Dec 29 2007, 10:15 AM
LWpianistin
Dec 29 2007, 06:57 AM
Seriously...girls talk. They'll talk, and it won't be a good outcome for you.

Or us.

:o :hide: :help:

I didn't think about that.

Ok, Crash. My two roommates have dated the same guy (not at the same time), and his flirting with "Anne" (after they haven't dated for a year) almost tore his relationship with "Ethel" up. Who would have lost in that??? That's right..."Greg". He realized he loved Ethel and apologized, but I REALLY don't recommend it. Terrible plan.

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CrashTest
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Ok, what if it is down to just 2 girls going out, and my brother is coming along? Then it is a bit easier eh?
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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justme
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Seriously, Crash, just relax. Go out and have fun. The romance will happen at it's own pace. You can't control it. It just happens.
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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John D'Oh
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Alternatively, if you want to speed things along a bit, try dropping your pants and shouting 'sausage time!' and see what happens. If they're the right kind of girls (i.e. prostitutes) you never know you might get lucky. Of course, it's possible you'll be arrested and detained over night in a holding tank, but you'll get sex either way.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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justme
Dec 29 2007, 03:23 PM
Seriously, Crash, just relax. Go out and have fun. The romance will happen at it's own pace. You can't control it. It just happens.

May be it's not the romance that he's after.
May be he's in it for the learning experience. :unsure:
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Axtremus
Dec 29 2007, 05:09 PM
justme
Dec 29 2007, 03:23 PM
Seriously, Crash, just relax. Go out and have fun. The romance will happen at it's own pace. You can't control it. It just happens.

May be it's not the romance that he's after.
May be he's in it for the learning experience. :unsure:

:biggrin: yep, you never know!

Maybe he'll realize that a little romance helps :lol:
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CrashTest
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I went out today with the 2 women - and it was great .

I got to see the tremendous difference between these women and my last girlfriend. They are classy, respectable, and truly good women - they did not even let me pay for anything.

Even if nothing happens, I got a glimpse at higher quality women. I learned through experience, and I love it.
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So you didn't get any. I see.

:lol:
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CrashTest
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Not yet - but it was nice, the woman was interested - just will take a little longer to get any I think.
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QuirtEvans
Dec 29 2007, 07:53 AM
If this is serious ... and, as is always the case with Crash, I have my doubts ... go watch the movie Gregory's Girl.

The choice is not yours, and never will be.

Yep. Just go with the flow, or in Crash's case, the rip tide.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mikhailoh
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CrashTest
Dec 30 2007, 04:12 AM
I went out today with the 2 women - and it was great .

        I got to see the tremendous difference between these women and my last girlfriend. They are classy, respectable, and truly good women - they did not even let me pay for anything.

              Even if nothing happens, I got a glimpse at higher quality women. I learned through experience, and I love it.

This is good news. Now just relkax, let the world unfold. Before you know it they will decide which one, if any, gets you.

Once that happens, make absolutely sure to stay away from the other two in any circumstance other than what the one you are dating initiates. If she gets the slightest hint, intended or not, that you might like one of them - or worse yet like them more - you are yesterday's roadkill for all three of them. 4 ever.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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Or he could try this novel idea..... just go out and have a good time and stop trying to get in their pants or to "own" them.
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LWpianistin
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Larry
Dec 30 2007, 09:57 AM
Or he could try this novel idea..... just go out and have a good time and stop trying to get in their pants or to "own" them.

Trying to own them is a bigger mistake than trying to get in their pants.

You will lose, Crash, at the rate you're going.
And how are you today?
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Mikhailoh
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LWpianistin
Dec 30 2007, 10:18 AM
Larry
Dec 30 2007, 09:57 AM
Or he could try this novel idea..... just go out and have a good time and stop trying to get in their pants or to "own" them.

Trying to own them is a bigger mistake than trying to get in their pants.

You will lose, Crash, at the rate you're going.

LW - where were you all my single years?!? :lol:

Oh, yes. Not yet conceived. Dang.
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LWpianistin
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:lol:

If only.....
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Daniel
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LWpianistin
Dec 30 2007, 06:18 AM
Larry
Dec 30 2007, 09:57 AM
Or he could try this novel idea..... just go out and have a good time and stop trying to get in their pants or to "own" them.

Trying to own them is a bigger mistake than trying to get in their pants.

You will lose, Crash, at the rate you're going.

I don't think Crash ever said he wanted to own them. ;)
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Larry
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I don't think Crash ever said he wanted to own them.


Well, yes he did. But it doesn't surprise me in the least that you missed it.

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LWpianistin
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Well, he always comes across as if he has the choice and can have any of the three he wants, which is the same thing as trying to own them.
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