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I have an idea for a movie; about TomK
Topic Started: Dec 27 2007, 10:54 AM (870 Views)
justme
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This movie would be filmed in Key West about a guy from Florida. This guy would be somewhat of a loser (sorry, Tom) who has an on-line persona as being a playboy with a lot of money, beautiful homes, hot women, dazzlng personality, yadayadayada.

A few of his forumite friends decide to pay him a visit and give him 2 days notice. Poor TomK in reality lives in a trailer. TomK has to find an empty Mcmansion owned by a couple not too different from the Thurston Howells who happen to be away. He also has to get access to their Bentley, boat, country club passes etc...

It would be a Weekend at Bernie's type movie with TomK being the Bernie.

Or it could be a Rodney Dangerfield type movie with TomK being Rodney.

Sorry, I'm pretty zombied out from the holidays :wacko:

added edit: We'd all be in it :smile:
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Dec 27 2007, 10:54 AM


added edit: We'd all be in it :smile:

Sweet! I call being the midget on a trike that Tom sees in his dream sequence. Those guys always look like they're having good times.
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Tom is the real deal but that is hysterical Peggy! I would love to be in that movie! :lol:
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That is a pretty good premise for a movie. It would have to be someone like TomK rather than one of us w/a boring life.
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This guy would be somewhat of a loser (sorry, Tom) who has an on-line persona as being a playboy with a lot of money, beautiful homes, hot women, dazzlng personality, yadayadayada.


Brad Paisley is the cleverest:

I work down at the Pizza Pit
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Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

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I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
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Yeah, I値l see ya online
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Sort of like that "Working Girl" movie with Melanie Griffith (sorry, couldn't buy that she was that smart) and Harrison Ford.

Could you imagine some schmo trying to get their hands on a Bentley for a few days? Maybe the guy gets into the McMansion and finds they have a Mercedes and a Porsche (edit for spelling - further evidence of my low status!) so he has to do some horse-trading.
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Dec 27 2007, 02:00 PM
I would love to be in that movie! :lol:

You got the part...

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Dec 27 2007, 03:05 PM
Sort of like that "Working Girl" movie with Melanie Griffith (sorry, couldn't buy that she was that smart) and Harrison Ford.

Could you imagine some schmo trying to get their hands on a Bentley for a few days? Maybe the guy gets into the McMansion and finds they have a Mercedes and a Porshe so he has to do some horse-trading.

I have visions of Larry living next door and knowing something's wrong! So, he goes crazy after him (TomK) the way Bill Murray went after the groundhog in Caddyshack.
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Laura Ingraham was talking on her show today about people that play "Second Life" online.

One of the things that attracts me here is the acceptance you get even when you are yourself.

I've wondered before about the following scenario. I hit the Powerball for something over $300 million. I decide to charter a cruise ship so all my TNCR friends can meet. I offer to fly everyone out for a party cruise thru the Mexican Riviera, all expenses paid.

I wonder which, if any, person(s) might not show because they fear exposure of their true self?
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Dec 27 2007, 11:09 AM
Kincaid
Dec 27 2007, 03:05 PM
Sort of like that "Working Girl" movie with Melanie Griffith (sorry, couldn't buy that she was that smart) and Harrison Ford.

Could you imagine some schmo trying to get their hands on a Bentley for a few days?  Maybe the guy gets into the McMansion and finds they have a Mercedes and a Porshe so he has to do some horse-trading.

I have visions of Larry living next door and knowing something's wrong! So, he goes crazy after him (TomK) the way Bill Murray went after the groundhog in Caddyshack.

I think Kevin James would be a good Larry.
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Dec 27 2007, 11:09 AM
Kincaid
Dec 27 2007, 03:05 PM
Sort of like that "Working Girl" movie with Melanie Griffith (sorry, couldn't buy that she was that smart) and Harrison Ford.

Could you imagine some schmo trying to get their hands on a Bentley for a few days?  Maybe the guy gets into the McMansion and finds they have a Mercedes and a Porshe so he has to do some horse-trading.

I have visions of Larry living next door and knowing something's wrong! So, he goes crazy after him (TomK) the way Bill Murray went after the groundhog in Caddyshack.

Nahh, if Larry has to play the guy who's wise to the whole scene, I picture him more as a Werner Klopek.

"You may have fooled the others, TomK.... but you don't fool me...."
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Dec 27 2007, 03:10 PM
Laura Ingraham was talking on her show today about people that play "Second Life" online.

One of the things that attracts me here is the acceptance you get even when you are yourself.

I've wondered before about the following scenario. I hit the Powerball for something over $300 million. I decide to charter a cruise ship so all my TNCR friends can meet. I offer to fly everyone out for a party cruise thru the Mexican Riviera, all expenses paid.

I wonder which, if any, person(s) might not show because they fear exposure of their true self?

:biggrin:

Gosh, that sounds great! Expect to see Mark and I there :sombrero: :sombrero: :sombrero:
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Dec 27 2007, 02:10 PM
Laura Ingraham was talking on her show today about people that play "Second Life" online.

One of the things that attracts me here is the acceptance you get even when you are yourself.

I've wondered before about the following scenario. I hit the Powerball for something over $300 million. I decide to charter a cruise ship so all my TNCR friends can meet. I offer to fly everyone out for a party cruise thru the Mexican Riviera, all expenses paid.

I wonder which, if any, person(s) might not show because they fear exposure of their true self?

Most of us have been to one piano party or another, or have met other members one way or another, and have already exposed our true selves.

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It makes me glad that I've met Quirt and Mark - at least I have backup that I'm who I say I am!! (Though, really, a divorced teacher living in an apartment wouldn't be the story I'd make up! :biggrin: )
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I dunno - sounds like an indie movie.
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Dec 27 2007, 03:57 PM
It makes me glad that I've met Quirt and Mark - at least I have backup that I'm who I say I am!! (Though, really, a divorced teacher living in an apartment wouldn't be the story I'd make up! :biggrin: )

I've only met Jack and KathyK. So, at least, THEY KNOW Mark and I are real people.

but, like you, I don't think I'd make up my life either :lol:

There's only a couple of people here who I find suspect.
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Me too. I never believed Kenny was gay.
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Dec 27 2007, 04:21 PM
Me too. I never believed Kenny was gay.

Poor Kenny. Gone but not forgotten. :sad:
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Who is Kevin James and Werner Klopek?

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The King of Queens and Colonel Klink.
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Dec 27 2007, 04:23 PM
Who is Kevin James?

no, I'm not gonna say it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oops. Werner Klemperer. I plead ignorance on Klopek.
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Mickey Rooney could play Larry.

The question is who plays Tom?

I already have Dolly Parton playing me. :lol:
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Mickey Rooney.... a little short ugly guy who still managed to get all the gorgeous women....

Nah. He's too short for the role...... :D

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Laying down or standing up?
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