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| Cosmology, Theology, Intelligent Design, Evolution; The Truth | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 24 2007, 02:46 AM (396 Views) | |
| Axtremus | Dec 24 2007, 02:46 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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[size=5]How the universe has come to be: The Truth of Cosmology, Theology, Intelligent Design, and Evolution[/size] Let's get few basic things cleared up:
Here's the complete and total truth about how it all really came to be: 7. Modern science has pretty much worked out the evolutionary map from what we see today as animals and plants back to the "primodial soup," and that's basically correct. Let's skip this part and work backwards. It's noted that the "evolution" was "guided" within the confines of "limits" and "standard constants" set by an Intelligent Designer. 6. Modern science has pretty much worked out the cosmology from what we observe today as planets, stars, galaxies, "black holes," etc. all the way to the "Big Bang." Let's skip this part too and work from the "Big Bang" and go backwards. It is also noted that the gradual formation of planets, stars, galaxies, "black holes," etc. was "guided" within the confines of "limits" and "standard constants" set by an Intelligent Designer. 5. An Intelligent Designer did set the initial condition for "Big Bang" to happen. What modern science and monotheistic "creator-god" based theology haven't got right is: "How that Intelligent Designer came to be?" 4. Truth is, the Intelligent Designers themselves are products of creationism and guided evolution. There is a large number of para-universes, each having anywhere from seven and quarter to 38 - 13/16 dimensions, each filled with trans-mutonic-bisenthium particles, quasi-tetronurineon-strings, and psuedo-quisaridium-thetabranes vibrating, moving, colliding, combining, and eventually forming what became the Intelligent Designers, one of whom created the Big Bang that gave birth to our universe, one of many he designed and created. 3. Of course, the vibration, movement, collision, and combinations of the trans-mutonic-bisenthium particles, supra-quasi-tetronurineon-strings, and psuedo-quisaridium-thetabranes, though seemingly "random" even to most of the Intelligent Designers, are actually operating within tight limits and, in that sense, precisely guided by yet a higher order Designer. 2. The higher order Designer, known as the Grand Original Designer, or GOD, created those large number of para-universes and set the initial conditions for each of them. One of which gave birth to our Intelligent Designer. 1. The GOD itself is a product of random chance. Its four base elemental materials are luminousitope-isochron, omni-zenthium, varianeum-sumaunicron, and equison. 0. The luminousitope-isochron, omni-zenthium, varianeum-sumaunicron, and equison are available in abundance and interact randomly in a fourty two dimensional super-para-universe that just is and has always been there. And that is how it all came to be. |
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| TomK | Dec 24 2007, 07:10 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Calm down, Ax. Merry Christmas.
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| JBryan | Dec 24 2007, 07:13 AM Post #3 |
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I am the grey one
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No one familiar with the theory of evolution believes that. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 24 2007, 07:24 AM Post #4 |
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Ax, I like how that very post "evolved" to the very end. ![]() I believe God created the heavens and the universe and employed the vehicle of evolution to sustain his creation. I also believe that humans are separate and special in God's eyes compared to animals/plants, and also that it's very possible that humans were created after the animals and plants had billions of years to establish a working ecology. ![]() And with your #0 point, Ax...it seems the question of "what came before" will always be there unless you choose to draw a line (such as "God has always been there) at some point. Sincerely, The 89th "taking this thread too seriously" Key |
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| Copper | Dec 24 2007, 11:24 AM Post #5 |
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Shortstop
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Isn't it funny how the storyteller always gets lost somewhere around #0? |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Kincaid | Dec 24 2007, 12:23 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ax, I didn't know you were a Mormon. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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