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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 23 2007, 09:27 PM (144 Views) | |
| Claude Ball | Dec 23 2007, 09:27 PM Post #1 |
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I found the coolest gift for my girlfriend Rowena. Here's Rowena: ![]() They got this thing at the Kmart that all you got to do is clap your hands and your lights go out! Clap on! Clap off! Now Rowena won't have to roll over and reach for nothing when she gets ready to go to sleep. Not now that I've given my Rowena the clapper! I'll bet some of you guys would like to give your girlfriend the clapper too, huh? Oh - and I learned sumthin' else today - you know those bags of nuts they sell down at the grocery store? Don't eat the cashews. I've had the winds sumthin' fierce all day on account of those things. |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| George K | Dec 23 2007, 09:40 PM Post #2 |
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Claude's writin' 'bout the clap. Too funny. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Claude Ball | Dec 23 2007, 09:52 PM Post #3 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I gave Rowena the clapper. She's been itchin' fer it... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 23 2007, 09:54 PM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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She shore is purty.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Claude Ball | Dec 23 2007, 09:55 PM Post #5 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Ain't she? Her daddy is my dentist. |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| George K | Dec 23 2007, 10:04 PM Post #6 |
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First spew of Scotch on my computer on Christmas. Thanks Claude.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Claude Ball | Dec 23 2007, 10:08 PM Post #7 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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You're welcome, George. You shudda seen her before the surgery. Now if they could just cure her of that persistent yeast infection.... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Homer | Dec 24 2007, 05:37 AM Post #8 |
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Junior Carp
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A clapper, a remote, a sofa and a Duff beer. Could life be anymore complete? It just doesn't get any better than that. I hope Marge gives me |
| "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." | |
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