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The Magician
Topic Started: Dec 8 2007, 05:36 AM (79 Views)
Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
The Magician

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each
week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began
to understand how the magici an did every trick.

Once he understood, the parrot started shouting in the middle of the show

"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was,

after all, the captain's parrot.

Then the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle

of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other
with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then
another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:

"OK, I give up. Where's the ****ing ship?"
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TomK
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