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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 5 2007, 09:44 PM (130 Views) | |
| CrashTest | Dec 5 2007, 09:44 PM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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What is the most unconventional woman you've dated? For example, did you fall in love with a nun and make her leave the nunnery, or did you go after your mom's friend. Something unconventional and interesting. Share if you did, and keep the one liners to a minimum. (I know there are a few of you in the wings waiting to let em' rip..) |
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| CrashTest | Dec 5 2007, 09:58 PM Post #2 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Basically I'm looking for CRAZY **** that will BLOW minds!!111 |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 6 2007, 03:57 AM Post #3 |
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The milky way she walks around All feet firmly off the ground Two worlds collide, two worlds collide Here comes the future bride Gimme a lift to the lunar base I wanna marry a monster from outer space I fell in love with an alien being whose skin was jelly - whose teeth were green she had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glare feet like water wings - purple hair I was over the moon - I asked her back to my place then I married the monster - from outer space The days were numbered - the nights were spent in a rent free furnished oxygen tent when a cyborg chef served up moon beams done super rapid on a laser beam I needed nutrition to keep up the pace when I married the monster from outer space We walked out - tentacle in hand you could sense that the earthlings would not understand they'd go.. nudge nudge ...when we got off the bus saying it's extra-terrestial - not like us and it's bad enough with another race but f*ck me... a monster ...from outer space In a cybernetic fit of rage she pissed off to another age she lives in 1999 with her new boyfriend - a blob of slime each time I see her translucent face I remember the monster from outer space (John Cooper Clarke) |
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