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Crashtest asks the question:
Topic Started: Dec 5 2007, 09:44 PM (130 Views)
CrashTest
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What is the most unconventional woman you've dated?

For example, did you fall in love with a nun and make her leave the nunnery, or did you go after your mom's friend. Something unconventional and interesting.

Share if you did, and keep the one liners to a minimum. (I know there are a few of you in the wings waiting to let em' rip..)
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CrashTest
Pisa-Carp
Basically I'm looking for CRAZY **** that will BLOW minds!!111
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
The milky way she walks around
All feet firmly off the ground
Two worlds collide, two worlds collide
Here comes the future bride
Gimme a lift to the lunar base
I wanna marry a monster from outer space

I fell in love with an alien being
whose skin was jelly - whose teeth were green
she had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glare
feet like water wings - purple hair
I was over the moon - I asked her back to my place
then I married the monster - from outer space

The days were numbered - the nights were spent
in a rent free furnished oxygen tent
when a cyborg chef served up moon beams
done super rapid on a laser beam
I needed nutrition to keep up the pace
when I married the monster from outer space

We walked out - tentacle in hand
you could sense that the earthlings would not understand
they'd go.. nudge nudge ...when we got off the bus
saying it's extra-terrestial - not like us
and it's bad enough with another race
but f*ck me... a monster ...from outer space

In a cybernetic fit of rage
she pissed off to another age
she lives in 1999
with her new boyfriend - a blob of slime
each time I see her translucent face
I remember the monster from outer space

(John Cooper Clarke)
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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