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A special kind of daughter; ...a funny story
Topic Started: Dec 5 2007, 08:22 AM (91 Views)
The 89th Key
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Little Susie comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's
Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get
mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Susie's father
thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do
you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she
says.

Her father asks in shock, "why Osama Bin
Laden?"

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American
Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might
start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
people a little bit And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines
to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then, he'd start going all over
the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his
daughter with newfound pride...."Susie, that's the most wonderful thing
I've ever heard."

"I know," Susie says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the sh1t out of him."
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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