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Zzz Animals
Topic Started: Dec 5 2007, 03:20 AM (168 Views)
Daniel
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HOLY CARP!!!

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Zzz Animals - These are cute sleeping puppies and kittens that offer unconditional love and are maintenance-free. They appear as if they are "breathing" while they lay curled up sleeping. These loveable "pets" make wonderful companions in any home, office, dormitory, or nursing home. They are hand crafted with synthetic fur that is super soft, and its breathing is powered by two D batteries (included). Each pet comes with its own collar, bed, pet carrier and adoption certificate - to make the pet officially yours. MORE INFO
$39.95

Does anyone else find this creepy?

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sarah_blueparrot
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Pets For Lazy People!
Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow.

- Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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Daniel
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HOLY CARP!!!
My kitten has a cold and won't stop sneezing. :unsure:

I'm taking her to the vet tomorrow.
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sarah_blueparrot
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Poor kitten :( I can't stop sneezing either, maybe I should go to the vet...
Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow.

- Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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Daniel
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LOL. Get well soon.

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sarah_blueparrot
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Thanks! Actually it's only in the morning, when I sneeze about 8 times in a row, and then it stops for the day.
Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive, to understand, to laugh, and to be able to grow.

- Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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Mikhailoh
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Just get a dead one. They look about the same. You have to replace them pretty often, but you save on the batteries.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Aqua Letifer
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Mikhailoh
Dec 5 2007, 04:33 AM
Just get a dead one. They look about the same. You have to replace them pretty often, but you save on the batteries.

Yeah, but the synthetic ones are much more durable. They still appear to be breathing after you kick them around or drown them.

...What?
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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Either way, you can toss them in the dryer without any fear of dain bramaging them. :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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boris
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Frank_W
Dec 5 2007, 03:29 PM
you can toss them in the dryer without any fear of dain bramaging them. :devilgrin:

So that's what they did to CrashTest after he crossed the AMAZON in his HUMMER ?
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Frank_W
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Oh. I thought he'd merely been dropped on his head a few dozen times, when he was a baby. :doh:

"The more you know..." :baby: :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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