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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 4 2007, 09:32 PM (268 Views) | |
| Mark | Dec 4 2007, 09:32 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.' ----------------------------------------------------- Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain. The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain. --------------------------------------------------------------------- A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Orange & Brown shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?' 'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan.' 'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.' |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| M&M's | Dec 5 2007, 07:22 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I especially like the second one.
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| My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 5 2007, 08:28 AM Post #3 |
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Great! I passed that on to fellow Steelers fans in the office here. |
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| RosemaryTwo | Dec 5 2007, 10:09 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I liked the third one. :lol: Big game on Sunday. Big game big game big game. Big big big. I may implode. It would be like winning the Super Bowl if we could beat 'em. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 5 2007, 10:40 AM Post #5 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Indeed! Although I'm not holding my breath, they've had a rough couple of games. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 5 2007, 11:01 AM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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I wish somebody would beat them. My lunchtimes are really bloody tedious at the moment. Imagine the sound of about 15 Bostonians going on and on and on about how great they are while simultaneously trying to eat. If this continues I'm going to become an anorexic. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 5 2007, 11:03 AM Post #7 |
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I am going over to a friend's house an hour a way to watch the game on his in-home theater set up. He is the most die-hard Steelers fan you'll meet....this game is going to be HUGE! |
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| Luke's Dad | Dec 5 2007, 03:36 PM Post #8 |
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Emperor Pengin
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Mark | Dec 5 2007, 10:21 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I don't think so. I think this guy takes that title! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| RosemaryTwo | Dec 6 2007, 04:46 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh. My. Sometimes I worry about the people of my city. p.s. someone should poke him. Many Steeler fans just look like this, and aren't necessarily dead. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 6 2007, 06:43 AM Post #11 |
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I think that's great! |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 6 2007, 11:08 AM Post #12 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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33 Reasons the Patriots Will Lose on Sunday http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...06&sportCat=nfl |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Red Rice | Dec 6 2007, 02:18 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:wacko: Like, this is the same team that lost to the Jets and managed just 3 points against the Dolphins. Whatever. My interest in football took a hit since the Packers loss. Worse, Favre may be out on Sunday.
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Dec 6 2007, 03:37 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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RR I'm shocked at your attitude. Pitt beat WVU. Anything is possible in football, and the Steelers are a team of passion. A little excitement would be appreciated. I cheer for the Packers against the Pats, you know. Wake up. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| big al | Dec 6 2007, 08:18 PM Post #15 |
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Bull-Carp
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You tell him R3. (oh wait, that was the mild mannered R2) :lol: Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| Red Rice | Dec 6 2007, 08:32 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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More! More! Okay, I apologize. Let me try to work up some enthusiasm. Go Steelers. Go, I say. Yay team. Better?
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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I especially like the second one.







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