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Life expectancy calculator
Topic Started: Dec 4 2007, 08:53 PM (345 Views)
Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
http://www.livingto100.com/

75.

I can live with that.
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The 89th Key
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84.

w00t
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dolmansaxlil
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HOLY CARP!!!
83.
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Frank_W
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90! w00t!!! I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ;)

See? Y'all need to smoke and drink and eat red meat and ice cream! Then you can be HEALTHY, like ME!! :yes: :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
84.

w00t
Sam
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CTPianotech
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87!!

(see--not going to the doctor really does pay dividends :whome: )
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musicasacra
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HOLY CARP!!!
98

I better save up for retirement!
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CrashTest
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81, but that's because I selected the option where I bang broads out w/out a rubber
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
I got 85, but I think that's optimistic. The way the questions are written it doesn't capture that I smoked for over 20 years.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Phlebas
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I should have died last year.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

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CrashTest
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phelbars, then I would not have heard all of those mean spirited things you said about me. Don't think I didn't seem them you ****ing bastard!
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
-17
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LadyElton
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78
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
76. Meh, better than I figured.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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JBryan
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94. It said 93 but I could add one year if I stopped taking an iron supplement. I don't take an iron supplement.
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Phlebas
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CrashTest
Dec 5 2007, 06:00 AM
phelbars, then I would not have heard all of those mean spirited things you said about me. Don't think I didn't seem them you ****ing bastard!

You were meant to. Seem them, that is.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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kathyk
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Oh dear - I need to clean up my life. Mine is only 103 but it could be as high as 104 if I'd stop eating red meat and start taking an aspirin every day.
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John D'Oh
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165. I didn't bother with the calculator, but I can't afford to die before then.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Frank_W
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Phlebas
Dec 5 2007, 09:30 AM
CrashTest
Dec 5 2007, 06:00 AM
phelbars, then I would not have heard all of those mean spirited things you said about me. Don't think I didn't seem them you ****ing bastard!

You were meant to. Seem them, that is.

BRILLIANT!!! :spit: :lol2:
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Copper
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jon-nyc
Dec 5 2007, 03:03 AM
I got 85, but I think that's optimistic. The way the questions are written it doesn't capture that I smoked for over 20 years.


I smoked for 30 years and got 99 years.

I could get an extra .5 years if I give up the sweets - forget it!
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plays88keys
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Your calculated longevity: 96yrs

You could be at least 101
You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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mrenaud
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It says 90 for me, but I could live to 104.25 years old.

I could get another five years if I exercised 7 days a week instead of 3. Maybe I should do that.
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Rick
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jon-nyc
Dec 5 2007, 12:03 AM
I got 85, but I think that's optimistic. The way the questions are written it doesn't capture that I smoked for over 20 years.

Got 85 as well. I read your statement before I took the quiz so I answered the current smoking question as "1 to halfpack a day", which is what I was before I QUIT!

Regardless of all the crap we put into our bodies, I believe much is negated by an active aerobic lifestyle.

Use it or lose it.

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LWpianistin
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84
And how are you today?
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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
93

And I am NEVER giving up sweets. :P
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