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GHOST???? I thought you said "Goats"!!!
Topic Started: Aug 11 2007, 10:02 AM (108 Views)
ivorythumper
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Accused Says He Was Just Milking Goat
AP
Posted: 2007-08-10 16:52:56
TACOMA, Wash. (AP) - A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August 3rd but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.

Information from: The News Tribune, http://www.thenewstribune.com


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Sex with a pitbull? Pitbulls aren't exactly a large breed... What's this guy's name? PeeWee? :lol: :dead:
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George K
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GHOST???? I thought you said "Goats"!!!


I love that joke. :lol2:
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Why is it always a goat?
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George K
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Ewe have no idea!

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