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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 9 2007, 11:59 AM (101 Views) | |
| George K | Aug 9 2007, 11:59 AM Post #1 |
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Finally
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A Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman shouts: "Awa ye feel hoor thats full o coos sharn." (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh!t.) The man shouts back: "I'm English. Speak English, I don't understand you." The Scot shouts back: "Use both hands, you'll get more in." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Frank_W | Aug 9 2007, 12:08 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Just sent that to a Scottish friend of mine.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| TomK | Aug 9 2007, 12:15 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: I bet if we heard half of the British people on this Forum speak--I bet we wouldn't understand them. Well, maybe not half--but at least Musical Princess.
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| Phlebas | Aug 9 2007, 12:48 PM Post #4 |
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Bull-Carp
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A Scotsman was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As the Scotsman pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, "Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!" "Dinna worry, Minister," said the Scotsman, pouring himself a dram. "There's no risk of you starting now!" |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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Just sent that to a Scottish friend of mine.
4:45 PM Jul 10