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This Pizzes me off!
Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 05:33 PM (51 Views)
George K
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http://www.piss-screen.de/

This humble German-engineered device houses a racing game controlled by your powerful stream of urine. Designed to promote taxis as an alternative to drunk driving, the Piss-Screen shocks drunkards with a brutal car crash when they inevitably ram their virtual roadster into oncoming traffic. Apparently if you're too drunk to play a video game with your junk, you're too drunk to drive home. Don't have to pee? Try the web-based game, which isn't limited by your bladder volume.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
I can't control a car with my dick when I'm sober.
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Frank_W
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I'll bet that if I clamped down on it until the last second, and then suddenly released it, I could probably pee right on those screens. :devilgrin:
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