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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 05:33 PM (52 Views) | |
| George K | Aug 8 2007, 05:33 PM Post #1 |
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![]() http://www.piss-screen.de/ This humble German-engineered device houses a racing game controlled by your powerful stream of urine. Designed to promote taxis as an alternative to drunk driving, the Piss-Screen shocks drunkards with a brutal car crash when they inevitably ram their virtual roadster into oncoming traffic. Apparently if you're too drunk to play a video game with your junk, you're too drunk to drive home. Don't have to pee? Try the web-based game, which isn't limited by your bladder volume. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| JBryan | Aug 8 2007, 05:42 PM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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I can't control a car with my dick when I'm sober. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Frank_W | Aug 8 2007, 06:21 PM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I'll bet that if I clamped down on it until the last second, and then suddenly released it, I could probably pee right on those screens.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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