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| What I don't understand about you, Larry | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 05:07 PM (410 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Aug 8 2007, 05:07 PM Post #1 |
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Cheers
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Where do you get the energy for all those socks???? I'd pull my hair out logging in and logging out so much. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Larry | Aug 8 2007, 05:08 PM Post #2 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I haven't logged any socks on at all today. Those aren't mine you're reading. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Aug 8 2007, 05:10 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Since I use my socks purely for humor, let me once again list the ones that are mine so no one will make incorrect assumptions. Stainweggie Taquisha Sparky Andy (Griffith) Barney Gomer Goober Opie Guido The Silver Tongued Devil (the one here, nowhere else) That's it. The others aren't mine. I thought everyone pretty well knew the ones that were mine, since several times I've posted with them in a row, and admitted they were me. I don't use them for meanness. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| uevA | Aug 8 2007, 05:12 PM Post #4 |
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Newbie
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Larry, May I take a moment to commend you on your use of the space bar. Hark! With what grace and charm your words follow! Such mastery, such beauty. I stand in awe of your great art! Hark! |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 8 2007, 05:13 PM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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It's easy when you have the right set up -- this is a photo of Larry's computer room.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| George K | Aug 8 2007, 05:14 PM Post #6 |
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Finally
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Another mysterie! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Taquisha | Aug 8 2007, 05:25 PM Post #7 |
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Junior Carp
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You forgot Fat Shirley, you dumbass Injun! |
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You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary... Larry be my baby daddy | |
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| Ballyhoo | Aug 8 2007, 05:30 PM Post #8 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Then who could mmmoosetoe be? |
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| Riley | Aug 8 2007, 05:30 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The one I've always wondered about is Claude. |
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| Taquisha | Aug 8 2007, 05:32 PM Post #10 |
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Junior Carp
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Oh yeah - dat dumbass Injun done forgot all about Claude, too. Dat's his. Yep. |
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You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary... Larry be my baby daddy | |
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| mmmoosetoe69 | Aug 8 2007, 05:39 PM Post #11 |
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Not Larry's. Nope. Definitely not. No way, no how. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| "I come from a land down under..." | |
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| Improviso | Aug 8 2007, 05:39 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Keep shakin' the drawer Taquisha... There's all kinds of carp fallin' out. |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Aug 8 2007, 05:42 PM Post #13 |
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Cheers
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He said 'how'. It MUST be that dumass injun.
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| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Claude Ball | Aug 8 2007, 05:43 PM Post #14 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Why are you telling lies on me like that? |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| The 89th Key | Aug 8 2007, 06:12 PM Post #15 |
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As someone who knows who most of the sockies are, I have to admit that the Pareto principle is in effect when it comes to socks on this board, if you know what I mean. |
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| Marlboro Man | Aug 8 2007, 06:22 PM Post #16 |
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Don't worry too much about socks. Socks are fun. Relax and have a smoke. |
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| Frank_W | Aug 8 2007, 06:25 PM Post #17 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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That almost looks like the room I use for a studio, if you strew sheet music, patch cords, guitars, software, microphones, and books all over the damn place... LOL |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Frank_W | Aug 8 2007, 06:26 PM Post #18 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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'fraid not. What the hell is the "Pareto Principle"? |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| George K | Aug 8 2007, 06:31 PM Post #19 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle The Pareto principle (also known as the 80-20 rule, the law of the vital few and the principle of factor sparsity) states that, for many events, 80% of the effects comes from 20% of the causes. Business management thinker Joseph M. Juran suggested the principle and named it after Italian economist Vilfredo Pareto, who observed that 80% of income in Italy went to 20% of the population. It is a common rule of thumb in business; e.g., "80% of your sales comes from 20% of your clients." Larry has just told us that he has 12 socks... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Claude Ball | Aug 8 2007, 06:35 PM Post #20 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Yeah, but he's lyin' about me..... I'm Daniel's brainy sock..... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Jack A Lope | Aug 8 2007, 06:35 PM Post #21 |
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. |
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Sock License # 113 A jackalope is a hybrid of the pygmy-deer and a species of killer-rabbit. Reportedly, jackalopes are extremely shy unless approached. It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as "There he goes! That way!". Although no jackalope has ever been captured alive, it is said that a jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. The jackalope will drink its fill of whiskey, and its intoxication will make it easier to hunt. It is also legend that the Cherokee Indians would eat these at the end of a vision quest. | |
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| Taquisha | Aug 8 2007, 09:10 PM Post #22 |
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Junior Carp
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I understands the man. Ain't but one thing bigger than a black man, and dat's a red man.... |
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You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary... Larry be my baby daddy | |
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