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Dear Abby, I need some advice
Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 12:37 PM (88 Views)
George K
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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the
caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but
I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject
with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth,
but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on
her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf
clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived
home from a night out with "the girls". When she got ou t of the car
she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her
panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on
my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
the pro shop where I bought it?

Signed,

Perplexed
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Frank_W
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Dear Perplexed:

Take your clubs to the Pro Shop immediately!! Graphite clubs are NOT to be taken as lightly as your wife seems to be taking her wedding vows!

-Abby
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