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| Do you tell women you have a girlfriend? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM (337 Views) | |
| CrashTest | Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I was showing my iPhone to this really cute woman, and she was giving me all kinds of attention. She saw a girl's name on my contact list, and asked if it was my girlfriend. I said it was. Next time, should I say it's my grandmother or something? I don't want to miss a chance to SCORE. But maybe women knowing that I have a girlfriend makes them more interested?! Or what? Damn. I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry. |
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| jon-nyc | Aug 8 2007, 09:31 AM Post #2 |
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Cheers
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I told my wife once, boy was she pissed. Ever since then I've kept it to myself. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| M&M's | Aug 8 2007, 09:34 AM Post #3 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Your a pig! I hope you get entangled with a new vindictive bitch that takes you for all your money and worse one you fall in love with and she is a bigger pig than you and breaks your heart. I really don't care if your posts are just fooling around. :ph43r: |
| My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 8 2007, 09:35 AM Post #4 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Not gonna hear an argument out of me here. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| CrashTest | Aug 8 2007, 09:41 AM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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So should I tell new women that I have a girlfriend or no? I am not sure M$M's, but I think you imply yes in your post? |
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| sue | Aug 8 2007, 09:43 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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no, you should keep it a mysterie. Be vague. |
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| CrashTest | Aug 8 2007, 09:44 AM Post #7 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Yeah, that sounds like the plan. |
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| kenny | Aug 8 2007, 09:45 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh, come on. Let it out. What do you REALLY think? |
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| sue | Aug 8 2007, 09:45 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Keep in mind my purity/evil ratings, however. |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 8 2007, 09:46 AM Post #10 |
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MAMIL
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If you want to have sex with women, I wouldn't tell them you have a girlfriend, unless of course you think she might be interested in a threesome. If you're really unlucky you'll find she brings along a boyfriend. I've been told that one sure fire way of getting them interested is to tell them you have a boyfriend, so you could give that a go.... |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| kenny | Aug 8 2007, 09:46 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That means she's a lesbo. |
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| musicasacra | Aug 8 2007, 09:48 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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the best way to pick up girls is taking a puppy for a walk. that will bring lots of girls, smiling and oohing and aahing. |
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| CrashTest | Aug 8 2007, 09:49 AM Post #13 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Damn I have a really sweet puppy. I should use it to pick up chicks right? |
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| AlbertaCrude | Aug 8 2007, 09:51 AM Post #14 |
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Bull-Carp
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Not only that but when pressed, you should lie through your teeth. |
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| M&M's | Aug 8 2007, 09:53 AM Post #15 |
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Fulla-Carp
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No, I think you should revisit the woman you were seeing before. We all gave you bad advice. She was treating you just like you deserve.
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| CrashTest | Aug 8 2007, 09:53 AM Post #16 |
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Pisa-Carp
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M$M's I can't be selfish and only commit myself to one woman. |
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| M&M's | Aug 8 2007, 09:53 AM Post #17 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Don't give him good advice. He's a jackass. |
| My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D | |
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| musicasacra | Aug 8 2007, 09:55 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: yeah, maybe that was too good. |
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| M&M's | Aug 8 2007, 09:56 AM Post #19 |
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Fulla-Carp
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You have no idea. :ph43r: This is why I wish I was a vindictive bitch, because I would surely of liked to put men like this thru the ringer when I was single. Ripping men's hearts out who are like this would be pleasurable. |
| My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D | |
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| QuirtEvans | Aug 8 2007, 10:04 AM Post #20 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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He's not asking for advice. He's trying to get a reaction. You reacted. He got what he wanted. But at least you've learned what a horse's a$$ he is. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 8 2007, 10:08 AM Post #21 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Of course you should tell her. Why would you want to be with a woman who wasn't up for the challenge of stealing you away from another relationship? |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| musicasacra | Aug 8 2007, 10:09 AM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: |
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| M&M's | Aug 8 2007, 10:11 AM Post #23 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Very true. But as I stated that I didn't care if the posts was true or not, I really hope if he is doing what his posts said that he totally reaps what he sows. And then some. I hope it hurts really bad
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| My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D | |
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| Phlebas | Aug 8 2007, 10:14 AM Post #24 |
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Bull-Carp
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Oh kontrair! Crash, she's right. You wouldn't believe the action I used to get when I walked this cute little fella around.
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| CrashTest | Aug 8 2007, 10:15 AM Post #25 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I'm going to cry. I'm sensitive. |
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