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Do you tell women you have a girlfriend?
Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM (339 Views)
CrashTest
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I was showing my iPhone to this really cute woman, and she was giving me all kinds of attention. She saw a girl's name on my contact list, and asked if it was my girlfriend. I said it was.

Next time, should I say it's my grandmother or something? I don't want to miss a chance to SCORE. But maybe women knowing that I have a girlfriend makes them more interested?! Or what? Damn.

I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry.
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jon-nyc
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I told my wife once, boy was she pissed. Ever since then I've kept it to myself.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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M&M's
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CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM
I was showing my iPhone to this really cute woman, and she was giving me all kinds of attention. She saw a girl's name on my contact list, and asked if it was my girlfriend. I said it was.

Next time, should I say it's my grandmother or something? I don't want to miss a chance to SCORE. But maybe women knowing that I have a girlfriend makes them more interested?! Or what? Damn.

I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry.

Your a pig! I hope you get entangled with a new vindictive bitch that takes you for all your money and worse one you fall in love with and she is a bigger pig than you and breaks your heart. I really don't care if your posts are just fooling around. :ph43r:
My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D
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Aqua Letifer
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Aug 8 2007, 09:34 AM

Your a pig! I hope you get entangled with a new vindictive bitch that takes you for all your money and worse one you fall in love with and she is a bigger pig than you and breaks your heart. I really don't care if your posts are just fooling around. :ph43r:

Not gonna hear an argument out of me here.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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CrashTest
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So should I tell new women that I have a girlfriend or no? I am not sure M$M's, but I think you imply yes in your post?
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sue
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CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 10:41 AM
So should I tell new women that I have a girlfriend or no?

no, you should keep it a mysterie. Be vague.
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CrashTest
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Yeah, that sounds like the plan.
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kenny
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Aug 8 2007, 09:34 AM
CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM
I was showing my iPhone to this really cute woman, and she was giving me all kinds of attention. She saw a girl's name on my contact list, and asked if it was my girlfriend. I said it was.

          Next time, should I say it's my grandmother or something? I don't want to miss a chance to SCORE. But maybe women knowing that I have a girlfriend makes them more interested?! Or what? Damn.

    I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry.

Your a pig! I hope you get entangled with a new vindictive bitch that takes you for all your money and worse one you fall in love with and she is a bigger pig than you and breaks your heart. I really don't care if your posts are just fooling around. :ph43r:

Oh, come on.
Let it out.

What do you REALLY think?
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sue
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CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 10:44 AM
Yeah, that sounds like the plan.

Keep in mind my purity/evil ratings, however.
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John D'Oh
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If you want to have sex with women, I wouldn't tell them you have a girlfriend, unless of course you think she might be interested in a threesome. If you're really unlucky you'll find she brings along a boyfriend.

I've been told that one sure fire way of getting them interested is to tell them you have a boyfriend, so you could give that a go....
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kenny
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Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM
I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry.

That means she's a lesbo.
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the best way to pick up girls is taking a puppy for a walk.

that will bring lots of girls, smiling and oohing and aahing.
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CrashTest
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Damn I have a really sweet puppy. I should use it to pick up chicks right?
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sue
Aug 8 2007, 11:43 AM
CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 10:41 AM
So should I tell new women that I have a girlfriend or no?

no, you should keep it a mysterie. Be vague.



Not only that but when pressed, you should lie through your teeth.
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CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 09:41 AM
So should I tell new women that I have a girlfriend or no? I am not sure M$M's, but I think you imply yes in your post?

No, I think you should revisit the woman you were seeing before. We all gave you bad advice. She was treating you just like you deserve. :tiki:
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M$M's I can't be selfish and only commit myself to one woman.
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musicasacra
Aug 8 2007, 09:48 AM
the best way to pick up girls is taking a puppy for a walk.

that will bring lots of girls, smiling and oohing and aahing.

Don't give him good advice. He's a jackass.
My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D
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Aug 8 2007, 10:53 AM
musicasacra
Aug 8 2007, 09:48 AM
the best way to pick up girls is taking a puppy for a walk.

that will bring lots of girls, smiling and oohing and aahing.

Don't give him good advice. He's a jackass.

:lol:

yeah, maybe that was too good.
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Aug 8 2007, 09:45 AM
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Aug 8 2007, 09:34 AM
CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM
I was showing my iPhone to this really cute woman, and she was giving me all kinds of attention. She saw a girl's name on my contact list, and asked if it was my girlfriend. I said it was.

          Next time, should I say it's my grandmother or something? I don't want to miss a chance to SCORE. But maybe women knowing that I have a girlfriend makes them more interested?! Or what? Damn.

    I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry.

Your a pig! I hope you get entangled with a new vindictive bitch that takes you for all your money and worse one you fall in love with and she is a bigger pig than you and breaks your heart. I really don't care if your posts are just fooling around. :ph43r:

Oh, come on.
Let it out.

What do you REALLY think?

You have no idea. :ph43r:

This is why I wish I was a vindictive bitch, because I would surely of liked to put men like this thru the ringer when I was single. Ripping men's hearts out who are like this would be pleasurable.
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Aug 8 2007, 12:56 PM
kenny
Aug 8 2007, 09:45 AM
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Aug 8 2007, 09:34 AM
CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM
I was showing my iPhone to this really cute woman, and she was giving me all kinds of attention. She saw a girl's name on my contact list, and asked if it was my girlfriend. I said it was.

          Next time, should I say it's my grandmother or something? I don't want to miss a chance to SCORE. But maybe women knowing that I have a girlfriend makes them more interested?! Or what? Damn.

    I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry.

Your a pig! I hope you get entangled with a new vindictive bitch that takes you for all your money and worse one you fall in love with and she is a bigger pig than you and breaks your heart. I really don't care if your posts are just fooling around. :ph43r:

Oh, come on.
Let it out.

What do you REALLY think?

You have no idea. :ph43r:

This is why I wish I was a vindictive bitch, because I would surely of liked to put men like this thru the ringer when I was single. Ripping men's hearts out who are like this would be pleasurable.

He's not asking for advice. He's trying to get a reaction.

You reacted. He got what he wanted.

But at least you've learned what a horse's a$$ he is.
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Of course you should tell her. Why would you want to be with a woman who wasn't up for the challenge of stealing you away from another relationship?
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Aug 8 2007, 11:08 AM
Of course you should tell her. Why would you want to be with a woman who wasn't up for the challenge of stealing you away from another relationship?

:lol:
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Aug 8 2007, 10:04 AM
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Aug 8 2007, 12:56 PM
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Aug 8 2007, 09:45 AM
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Aug 8 2007, 09:34 AM
CrashTest
Aug 8 2007, 09:28 AM
I was showing my iPhone to this really cute woman, and she was giving me all kinds of attention. She saw a girl's name on my contact list, and asked if it was my girlfriend. I said it was.

          Next time, should I say it's my grandmother or something? I don't want to miss a chance to SCORE. But maybe women knowing that I have a girlfriend makes them more interested?! Or what? Damn.

    I told her my girlfriend lived far away but I think that made her angry.

Your a pig! I hope you get entangled with a new vindictive bitch that takes you for all your money and worse one you fall in love with and she is a bigger pig than you and breaks your heart. I really don't care if your posts are just fooling around. :ph43r:

Oh, come on.
Let it out.

What do you REALLY think?

You have no idea. :ph43r:

This is why I wish I was a vindictive bitch, because I would surely of liked to put men like this thru the ringer when I was single. Ripping men's hearts out who are like this would be pleasurable.

He's not asking for advice. He's trying to get a reaction.

You reacted. He got what he wanted.

But at least you've learned what a horse's a$$ he is.

Very true.


But as I stated that I didn't care if the posts was true or not, I really hope if he is doing what his posts said that he totally reaps what he sows. And then some. I hope it hurts really bad :devil:
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Aug 8 2007, 09:55 AM
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Aug 8 2007, 10:53 AM
musicasacra
Aug 8 2007, 09:48 AM
the best way to pick up girls is taking a puppy for a walk.

that will bring lots of girls, smiling and oohing and aahing.

Don't give him good advice. He's a jackass.

:lol:

yeah, maybe that was too good.

Oh kontrair!

Crash, she's right. You wouldn't believe the action I used to get when I walked this cute little fella around.

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