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I need some help; writer's block
Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 08:52 PM (512 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I need some hooks.

You know what a "hook" is, right? Give me some hooks.

I don't care if some are funny, go ahead and put up any hook you can come up with.

Thanks.

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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I'll give you my moonshine if you show me your jugs.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Good!

She was only a moonshiner's daughter,
But she always made me likker....


More! More!
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
In terms of lyrics, Cole Porter was the master of the hook. What sort of themes are you working on?
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I have no idea..... :D

I don't want to say what genre I'm working in, it might sway the ideas.

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I've got you
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If my wife finds you there i just know
I'll soon be dead....
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(Use of the following hook and/or its derivatives require royalty payment equal to 10% gross of the song. Have your agent or attorney contact me if you're interested in licensing it.)

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in President Hillary's silk purse
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Hot women with money
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Geez......

I can see I'm gonna miss *this* deadline........

:D
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RosemaryTwo
Aug 8 2007, 05:18 AM
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I thought we were above questions of good and evil.  I am not saying you are bad.  That does not concern me.  I am only saying that you are false with me.

--Anais Nin

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When I lived in Berkeley I knew Nin's brother, Joaquin Nin-Culmell, a very gifted and kindly old man. He died 3 years ago at 96.

He had a wonderful reputation in his own right as a concert pianist, musicologist and professor, not just as the brother of the woman who humped Paris.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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When I lived in Berkeley I knew Nin's brother, Joaquin Nin-Culmell, a very gifted and kindly old man. He died 3 years ago at 96.

He had a wonderful reputation in his own right as a concert pianist, musicologist and professor, not just as the brother of the woman who humped Paris.


Really? That's neat. I mean the part about his personal talent, not about his sister's, um, notoriety.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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ivorythumper
Aug 8 2007, 10:28 AM
the woman who humped Paris.

sometimes you really crack me up :lol:
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JBryan
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"The woman who humped Paris" oughta have the beginnings of a good hook. In fact, it might make a great song.
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Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
It's all copyrighted. ® :P
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The Woman Who Humped Paris
By Claude Ball
Copyright @ 2007

... oui oui.........


You can talk about your rich and famous
Celebrities,
Like Britney, Whitney, Lindsay or Amos
If you please,
You can watch 'em play their silly games
won't bother me,
There's really only one of them
I want to see.

(chorus)

It's the woman who humped Paris
When she sat inside that cell,
It's the woman who humped Paris
That's got a story to tell.
She may not be as beautiful
As the others, what the hell,
It's the woman who humped Paris,
That's got the story to tell.....
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