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The Marine
Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 06:21 PM (59 Views)
Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and a tough old U.S. Marine Gunny were

all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists

told them that he would grant them each one last request before

they were beheaded .



Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last

bowlful of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling

who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said,

"Now I can die content."



Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take

out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's

about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know

that I was on the job till the end."



The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and

Couric dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."



The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is

your final wish?"



"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.



"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"



"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass.



The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9

mm pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the

resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his M4

carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the Iraqis

were either dead or fleeing for their lives.



As the Marine was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him,

"Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask

them to kick you in the ass first?"



What," replied the Marine, "and have you two report

that I was the aggressor?
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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