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I feel sorry for masticators
Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 08:42 AM (111 Views)
jon-nyc
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Cheers
even though i'm one.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Daniel
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HOLY CARP!!!
I have friends who are masticators. :wave2:

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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Are alligators masticators?
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
jon-nyc
Aug 7 2007, 08:42 AM
even though i'm one.

Pervert! :P
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Jack A Lope
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kenny
Aug 7 2007, 08:45 AM
Are alligators masticators?

Impossible. One must have opposing thumbs to be a masticator.

I once visited a west coast sea town and the local captain asked me if I wanted to be a Master Baiter on his vessel. I said sure, land, sea, it doesn't matter to me where I master bait.
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A jackalope is a hybrid of the pygmy-deer and a species of killer-rabbit. Reportedly, jackalopes are extremely shy unless approached. It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as "There he goes! That way!". Although no jackalope has ever been captured alive, it is said that a jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. The jackalope will drink its fill of whiskey, and its intoxication will make it easier to hunt. It is also legend that the Cherokee Indians would eat these at the end of a vision quest.

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
jon-nyc
Aug 7 2007, 12:42 PM
even though i'm one.

That's a lot to chew on.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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