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Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 07:18 AM (358 Views)
John D'Oh
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Since nobody seemed capable of walking away from it.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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AlbertaCrude
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Geez, you're no fun anymore.
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Frank_W
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pwn3d.... :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Daniel
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HOLY CARP!!!
I have no objection.
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kenny
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Uh Oh.

Out comes the moderator revenge device: Posted Image
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phykell
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John D'Oh
Aug 7 2007, 03:18 PM
Since nobody seemed capable of walking away from it.

Except for me of course :)
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi

Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself.

Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars
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kenny
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I remained above the sin. Posted Image

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Daniel
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HOLY CARP!!!
Waiting for Larry to show up and post joke about purses. :yawn:
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QuirtEvans
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John D'Oh
Aug 7 2007, 10:18 AM
Since nobody seemed capable of walking away from it.

And when I see the sign that points one way
The lot we used to pass by every day

Just walk away Renee
You won't see me follow you back home
The empty sidewalks on my block are not the same
You're not to blame
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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apple
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how come you're not yelling at him?

you always yell at me! :smokin:
it behooves me to behold
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
A man was walking up and down,
To find a place where he could dine in town;
A man was walking up and down,
To find a place where he could dine in town.

He found himself a gorgeous place,
And entered in with gorgeous grace.
He found himself a gorgeous place,
And entered in with gorgeous grace.

He took his purse his pocket hence,
But all he found was fifteen cents;
He took his purse his pocket hence,
But all he found was fifteen cents.

He scanned the menu through and through,
To see what fifteen cents would do;
He scanned the menu through and through,
To see what fifteen cents would do.

The only thing 'twould do at all,
Was buy one___ fish ball;
The only thing 'twould do at all,
Was buy one___ fish ball.

He called the waiter down the hall,
And softly whispered, "One fish ball."
He called the waiter down the hall,
And softly whispered, "One fish ball."

The waiter bellowed down the hall,
"This gentleman here wants one fish ball!"
The waiter bellowed down the hall,
"This gentleman here wants one fish ball!"

The guests, they turned both one and all,
To see who wanted one fish ball;
The guests, they turned both one and all,
To see who wanted one fish ball.

The wretched man grew ill at ease,
And softly whispered, "Bread, sir, if you please."
The wretched man grew ill at ease,
And softly whispered, "Bread, sir, if you please."

The waiter bellowed down the hall,
"You get no bread with one fish ball!"
The waiter bellowed down the hall,
"You get no bread with one fish ball!"

There is a moral to this all:
You get no bread with one fish ball.
There is a moral to this all:
You get no bread with one fish ball.
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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The 89th Key
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What thread?
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QuirtEvans
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apple
Aug 7 2007, 10:41 AM
how come you're not yelling at him?

you always yell at me! :smokin:

You're absolutely right.

John, you're a ****ing ******* ***** of **** for closing the thread. If you didn't want to open it, don't open it. It wasn't breaking any rules, and you aren't the ******* nanny who is supposed to make sure that we all control our baser impulses to keep slinging monkey feces back and forth at each other.

Go *** **** *** ***, ************.

(Better, apple?)

It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
You forgot to mention purses.
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apple
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QuirtEvans
Aug 7 2007, 10:54 AM
apple
Aug 7 2007, 10:41 AM
how come you're not yelling at him?

you always yell at me! :smokin:

You're absolutely right.

John, you're a ****ing ******* ***** of **** for closing the thread. If you didn't want to open it, don't open it. It wasn't breaking any rules, and you aren't the ******* nanny who is supposed to make sure that we all control our baser impulses to keep slinging monkey feces back and forth at each other.

Go *** **** *** ***, ************.

(Better, apple?)

thank you..

i was beginning to think it was me. :D
it behooves me to behold
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John D'Oh
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QuirtEvans
Aug 7 2007, 11:54 AM
apple
Aug 7 2007, 10:41 AM
how come you're not yelling at him?

you always yell at me! :smokin:

You're absolutely right.

John, you're a ****ing ******* ***** of **** for closing the thread. If you didn't want to open it, don't open it. It wasn't breaking any rules, and you aren't the ******* nanny who is supposed to make sure that we all control our baser impulses to keep slinging monkey feces back and forth at each other.

Go *** **** *** ***, ************.

(Better, apple?)

I'm afraid you've shot your bolt, Quirt. I'm more upset that AC said I was no fun anymore.

:lol:

Sometimes less is more.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John D'Oh
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Aug 7 2007, 11:51 AM
What thread?

You lucky, lucky, bastard.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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AlbertaCrude
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John D'Oh
Aug 7 2007, 10:31 AM
I'm more upset that AC said I was no fun anymore.

:lol:

Sometimes less is more.

Well, boo-hoo.
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John D'Oh
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Alright, alright, there's no reason to rub salt in as well.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Frank_W
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Really... Tequila and lime are so much more deliciously painful! :sombrero:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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