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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 07:18 AM (358 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Aug 7 2007, 07:18 AM Post #1 |
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MAMIL
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Since nobody seemed capable of walking away from it. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| AlbertaCrude | Aug 7 2007, 07:19 AM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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Geez, you're no fun anymore. |
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| Frank_W | Aug 7 2007, 07:20 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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pwn3d....
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Daniel | Aug 7 2007, 07:21 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I have no objection. |
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| kenny | Aug 7 2007, 07:23 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Uh Oh. Out comes the moderator revenge device:
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| phykell | Aug 7 2007, 07:25 AM Post #6 |
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Senior Carp
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Except for me of course
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| kenny | Aug 7 2007, 07:26 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I remained above the sin. ![]() |
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| Daniel | Aug 7 2007, 07:37 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Waiting for Larry to show up and post joke about purses. |
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| QuirtEvans | Aug 7 2007, 07:37 AM Post #9 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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And when I see the sign that points one way The lot we used to pass by every day Just walk away Renee You won't see me follow you back home The empty sidewalks on my block are not the same You're not to blame |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| apple | Aug 7 2007, 07:41 AM Post #10 |
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one of the angels
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how come you're not yelling at him? you always yell at me!
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| Larry | Aug 7 2007, 07:43 AM Post #11 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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A man was walking up and down, To find a place where he could dine in town; A man was walking up and down, To find a place where he could dine in town. He found himself a gorgeous place, And entered in with gorgeous grace. He found himself a gorgeous place, And entered in with gorgeous grace. He took his purse his pocket hence, But all he found was fifteen cents; He took his purse his pocket hence, But all he found was fifteen cents. He scanned the menu through and through, To see what fifteen cents would do; He scanned the menu through and through, To see what fifteen cents would do. The only thing 'twould do at all, Was buy one___ fish ball; The only thing 'twould do at all, Was buy one___ fish ball. He called the waiter down the hall, And softly whispered, "One fish ball." He called the waiter down the hall, And softly whispered, "One fish ball." The waiter bellowed down the hall, "This gentleman here wants one fish ball!" The waiter bellowed down the hall, "This gentleman here wants one fish ball!" The guests, they turned both one and all, To see who wanted one fish ball; The guests, they turned both one and all, To see who wanted one fish ball. The wretched man grew ill at ease, And softly whispered, "Bread, sir, if you please." The wretched man grew ill at ease, And softly whispered, "Bread, sir, if you please." The waiter bellowed down the hall, "You get no bread with one fish ball!" The waiter bellowed down the hall, "You get no bread with one fish ball!" There is a moral to this all: You get no bread with one fish ball. There is a moral to this all: You get no bread with one fish ball. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| The 89th Key | Aug 7 2007, 07:51 AM Post #12 |
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What thread? |
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| QuirtEvans | Aug 7 2007, 07:54 AM Post #13 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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You're absolutely right. John, you're a ****ing ******* ***** of **** for closing the thread. If you didn't want to open it, don't open it. It wasn't breaking any rules, and you aren't the ******* nanny who is supposed to make sure that we all control our baser impulses to keep slinging monkey feces back and forth at each other. Go *** **** *** ***, ************. (Better, apple?) |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Larry | Aug 7 2007, 07:55 AM Post #14 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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You forgot to mention purses. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| apple | Aug 7 2007, 07:59 AM Post #15 |
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one of the angels
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thank you.. i was beginning to think it was me.
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| John D'Oh | Aug 7 2007, 08:31 AM Post #16 |
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MAMIL
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I'm afraid you've shot your bolt, Quirt. I'm more upset that AC said I was no fun anymore. :lol: Sometimes less is more. |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 7 2007, 08:31 AM Post #17 |
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MAMIL
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You lucky, lucky, bastard. |
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| AlbertaCrude | Aug 7 2007, 09:05 AM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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Well, boo-hoo. |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 7 2007, 09:30 AM Post #19 |
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MAMIL
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Alright, alright, there's no reason to rub salt in as well. |
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| Frank_W | Aug 7 2007, 09:31 AM Post #20 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Really... Tequila and lime are so much more deliciously painful!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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