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| 1-ply or 2-ply toilet paper; ...what are you? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 13 2007, 08:26 AM (205 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | May 13 2007, 08:26 AM Post #1 |
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I'm a 1-ply man, myself...u? |
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| Riley | May 13 2007, 08:34 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Whatever I happen to grab off the shelf in the supermarket. |
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| George K | May 13 2007, 08:46 AM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Because I have a large azz:
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Klaus | May 13 2007, 09:54 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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3-ply minimum, usually 4-ply. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Dewey | May 13 2007, 11:45 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Cottonelle with Ripples is possibly the greatest invention in human history. It's been known to happen that Mrs. Dewey has bought an inferior product at the grocery store, and I've driven back to get the good stuff. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| ivorythumper | May 13 2007, 12:35 PM Post #6 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Depends.... |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Riley | May 13 2007, 01:06 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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IT, even if you wear Depends, you still need toilet paper to clean up. |
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| Aqua Letifer | May 13 2007, 01:14 PM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Zinngggg! :lol: Anyways, put me down for "whatever I can get my hands on". |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| ivorythumper | May 13 2007, 03:51 PM Post #9 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I'll take your word for it. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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