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| Tweet Topic Started: May 12 2007, 11:01 PM (149 Views) | |
| ivorythumper | May 12 2007, 11:01 PM Post #1 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Killer Tortoise |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| musicasacra | May 12 2007, 11:07 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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that's one nervy tortoise! :lol: |
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| jon-nyc | May 13 2007, 04:48 AM Post #3 |
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Cheers
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that's hilarious. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| RosemaryTwo | May 13 2007, 05:38 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That shell has wheels! |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Frank_W | May 13 2007, 07:15 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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"Here, kitty kitty kitty!! Here, kitty!!" :lol: |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Horace | May 13 2007, 07:44 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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vanquishing cats, winning foot races with hares, is there anything tortoises can't do? |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| The 89th Key | May 13 2007, 08:21 AM Post #7 |
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That's odd you posted that, Ivory...because this morning I wasted 4 minutes of my life watching this killer tortoise. |
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| Jane D'Oh | May 13 2007, 04:52 PM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I spent a couple of hours last week removing the top 2" of soil from our flower bed because our neighbors cats had used it as a litter tray all winter. It was a revolting job. I need an attack tortoise! |
| Pfft. | |
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