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| Tweet Topic Started: May 12 2007, 12:32 PM (675 Views) | |
| ***musical princess*** | May 12 2007, 12:32 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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NEVER go to Newcastle on a friday night dressed as a dominatrix :ph43r: x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| George K | May 12 2007, 12:41 PM Post #2 |
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Finally
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Yadayadayada....this thread..... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Horace | May 12 2007, 12:53 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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thanks for the warning, MP - I was planning to do that next saturday night but if you honestly think it's a bad idea then I'll find something else to do. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| ivorythumper | May 12 2007, 12:58 PM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Maybe you should try an excursion in the Castro first... :lol: |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| George K | May 12 2007, 02:04 PM Post #5 |
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Finally
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Still waiting..... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ***musical princess*** | May 12 2007, 02:43 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I tell you something else i learnt, men LOVE to be whipped! :wacko: Everywhere i went, they saw the crop and they were begging to be spanked. I met this guy called Michael in one of the bars we were in and he was about 30, and used to be in the army but had to leave due to an injury he got. He was playing pool and he leant over in front of me to take his shot so i whipped him when he wasn't expecting it when he was just taking his shot and he made the white ball jump off the table. :lol: He then said that for payback he should get to whip me so he got me to bend over the pool table and he hit me MUCH harder than i was expecting and i now have a huge line across my arse where it is bruised. God, the things alcohol will make you do. :rolleyes: Anyway... Here we are at the start of the night when things were sober and sensible. ![]() ![]() x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| CrashTest | May 12 2007, 03:22 PM Post #7 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Ha. |
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| The 89th Key | May 12 2007, 06:12 PM Post #8 |
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You yada yada yada'd over the best part! Oh wait, you mentioned this thread.
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| Frank_W | May 14 2007, 02:59 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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The riding crop is a nice touch.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| big al | May 14 2007, 04:44 AM Post #10 |
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Bull-Carp
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Some of us could have probably told you it was a bad idea, but some lessons you just have to learn for yourself. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| Riley | May 14 2007, 07:40 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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As long as you don't speak from experience...
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| Frank_W | May 14 2007, 07:41 AM Post #12 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Perhaps I would have better luck in Manchester, were I to dress as a dominatrix?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| kenny | May 14 2007, 07:45 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| phykell | May 14 2007, 07:46 AM Post #14 |
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Senior Carp
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I went to see the Rocky Horror Show in Manchester with a group of friends (bikers). One of the guys was a huge bouncer and was dressed as a French maid, I'm not kidding! Innocently, we all piled into a pub across the road after the show for a few drinks and it was odd because it's as though there were already people there *from* the audience. Turned out that the pub was a gay one and the punters in there, well that was their standard Friday night attire so we fitted in quite well really. I'm glad the wife was with me though
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| katie | May 14 2007, 07:51 AM Post #15 |
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Fulla-Carp
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We need a quick visual on that Frank: ![]() You'd make an excellent 'Frank'enfurter . I'll admit also to being Janet more than once too, a switch per say (heh). Heck, I even dressed as Brad. I was part of that "club" back when, going off to the shows on long weekends, the parties, etc. Heck that was fun. What did we throw at the movie screen again? I forget that at the moment ..
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| kenny | May 14 2007, 07:59 AM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Frank_W | May 14 2007, 08:00 AM Post #17 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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LMAO, Phykell! That ROCKS!! A buddy of mine got pulled over, in full Frankenfurter costume. The cop was not best pleased. Katie, I'll have to get back to you on the costume idea..... :lol: |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| katie | May 14 2007, 08:06 AM Post #18 |
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Fulla-Carp
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So funny .
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| ***musical princess*** | May 14 2007, 08:09 AM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: I was only joking Big Al, it was probably the best night out in town i have ever had! x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| kenny | May 14 2007, 08:11 AM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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In that case what lesson DID you learn that night? |
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| ***musical princess*** | May 14 2007, 08:13 AM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Honestly, men seem to turn wild whenever they see a riding crop. And that quite seriously was something i did learn. x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| DivaDeb | May 14 2007, 08:23 AM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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if you'd like to borrow a proper whip, let me know :lol: |
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| ***musical princess*** | May 14 2007, 08:36 AM Post #23 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: Debbie, i love you so much! ![]() x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| Mark | May 14 2007, 09:03 AM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ivorythumper | May 14 2007, 09:24 AM Post #25 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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As well as the fact that there is no dearth of men who will be happy to abuse you and treat you like a slut if you let them. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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