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| Crash, this makes me curious about something | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 27 2007, 05:49 AM (192 Views) | |
| kenny | Apr 27 2007, 05:49 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() Penis Size Not A Factor In Recent Hummer Purchase By Lee Camp ORLANDO – William Sears, a dentist in Orlando, FL, purchased a brand new Hummer 2 Tuesday, and penis size had nothing to do with it. Friends and family verify that Sears bought the Hummer because he owns ten acres of rough, wooded land outside Orlando and wanted the mammoth vehicle in order to drive around on it. This is the first known U.S. purchase of a Hummer that did not have anything to do with the miniature size of the owner's penis. In surveys taken by both Hummer and Motor Trend Magazine, "tiny penis" was the number one reason given for buying the ridiculously inefficient house-sized truck. The number two reason was "misshapen penis" and the number three reason was "inability to use penis properly." Of the few women who bought a Hummer, all stated that they wanted it due to penis envy. When asked about being the first non-penis-related purchaser of the Hummer, Sears said, "Yeah, I felt a little funny about buying it, and I'm starting to regret it. Fellow Hummer drivers often honk and wave as they pass me on the road as if to say, 'I have a miniscule member too!' And I try to yell back, 'My penis is moderately sized!' but I think they rarely hear me. I'm contemplating a bumper sticker that reads, 'My package is not below-average,' but those stickers are surprisingly hard to find." http://www.bigfib.com/issue47/world5-en.html |
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| LadyElton | Apr 27 2007, 06:15 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| QuirtEvans | Apr 27 2007, 06:18 AM Post #3 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Hey, if he finds that bumper sticker, he should send me one, so that Mik doesn't get too confused. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Larry | Apr 27 2007, 06:18 AM Post #4 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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If I ever decide to buy a Hummer, I'll solve that problem - I'll just wave at them with my penis......
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 27 2007, 07:23 AM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Hell.. ain't that what you do in the Piewagon now? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Kincaid | Apr 27 2007, 07:39 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Cool looking truck. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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